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The problem is at your end - |One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
314 |
0 |
2 |
Mailing list users changing light bulbs - |Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hund...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
310 |
0 |
3 |
Some possible computer bumper stickers - |1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the c...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
260 |
0 |
4 |
Have a Microsoft Christmas - |'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except fat...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
749 |
0 |
5 |
Diary of a computer lamer - |July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I've heard is the best online service I can...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
311 |
0 |
6 |
The Apple explosion - |OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increase...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
371 |
0 |
7 |
Error codes in Windows - |WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger WinErr 002: No Error - Yet WinErr 003: Dynamic linkin...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
655 |
0 |
8 |
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker - |10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He's won the Publisher's Cleari...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
276 |
0 |
9 |
The 25 BBS Commandments - |Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou shalt remember thy name and pass...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
474 |
0 |
10 |
why the television is better than the World Wide Web - |10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9. When was the last t...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
635 |
0 |
11 |
Car break trouble - | Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They w...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
281 |
0 |
12 |
Alice is in UNIX land - |"Can you help me? asked Alice."No," said Negative. "I'm looking for a white consultant." Alice poin...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2713 |
0 |
13 |
Husband 1.0 - |Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it's a memory ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
310 |
0 |
14 |
Great news for Bill Gates - |Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was ve...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
288 |
0 |
15 |
Confusion about Y2K - |Dear Boss,I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of thi...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
314 |
0 |
16 |
Software development cycle - |1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Pro...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
325 |
0 |
17 |
Girlfriend 1.0 software - |Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0)....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
284 |
0 |
18 |
Hacker syndrome - |There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to their computers every day....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
307 |
0 |
19 |
How to shoot yourself in the foot - |Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in the foot aft...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
692 |
0 |
20 |
Twas the night before crisis - |Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even a browse....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
263 |
0 |
21 |
Emacs acronyms - |EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Mas...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
302 |
0 |
22 |
Possible IBM acronyms - |IBM: It's Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It's Better than Macin...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
299 |
0 |
23 |
Computer help stories - |AUSTIN, Texas - The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn't get her new Dell computer to tur...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
371 |
0 |
24 |
Architect programmer - |If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and build me a hou...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2816 |
0 |
25 |
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans - |At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" Thes...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
667 |
0 |