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Computer jokes - I overheard a woman in a
computer store
say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of hol...Read the whole joke |
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2 |
0 - Young Judy, the editor of a trivia
publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she cal...Read the whole joke |
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882 |
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3 |
0 - Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for
me...
My husband ran off with his secretary,
My son...Read the whole joke |
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4 |
0 - After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady
repute, the luckless
customer unpacked his new to...Read the whole joke |
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5 |
0 - My computer made a funny sound the other
day.
Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a win...Read the whole joke |
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291 |
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6 |
0 - Q.
What creature has the best aptitude for
engineering ?
A. The spider -- It has its own webs...Read the whole joke |
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7 |
0 - Jesus and Satan got into an
argument over
which of them was the better computer programmer. Fina...Read the whole joke |
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298 |
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8 |
0 - Q: What's the
difference between a car
salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car
salesman c...Read the whole joke |
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9 |
0 - As most technophiles are aware, there are
special programs to run scanners. These programs use a...Read the whole joke |
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690 |
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0 - A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next
to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The ...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
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11 |
0 - Q: What's the
best way to accelerate a
Mac?
A: 9.81 m/s2...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer
scientist
were arguing about what was the oldest prof...Read the whole joke |
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256 |
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0 - Comments made
by Programmers when their
programs don't work:
Strange...
I've never heard abo...Read the whole joke |
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625 |
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14 |
0 - One guy was on duty in the main lab
on a
quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in fr...Read the whole joke |
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305 |
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15 |
0 - Got this email from a friend:
CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Customer: "I'm running Windows '95."
Tech: "Yes."
Customer: "My computer isn't working now."
...Read the whole joke |
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0 - - Why do you think I spend too much
time
at my computer?
- Well, dear... Every time I ask yo...Read the whole joke |
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0 - ..... Ya see, we
at Microsoft believe in
making computing easier! What could be easier
for con...Read the whole joke |
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0 - I heard that
if you play the Windows NT
4.0 CD backwards, you'll get a satanic
message. But th...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: What is the difference between Windows 95
and Windows 98?
A: 3 years...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?
A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What did
Bill Gate's wife say to him on
their wedding night?
No wonder you called the company...Read the whole joke |
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0 - One of Microsoft's finest
technicans was
drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he
...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a
Branch
Manager were on their way to a meeting. Th...Read the whole joke |
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268 |
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0 - Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself
face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and ...Read the whole joke |
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268 |
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