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Bed jokes - I was once in a play called
Breakfast In Bed.
Did you have a big role?
No, just toast and mar...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Did you hear about the granny who plugged her
electric blanket into the toaster by mistake?
Sh...Read the whole joke |
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3 |
0 - What is the softest bed for a
baby to sleep
on?
Cot-on-wool....Read the whole joke |
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4 |
0 - You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's
not
good for you to go to bed on a full stomach...Read the whole joke |
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230 |
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5 |
0 - I'd like to buy a bed,
please.
Certainly,
madam. Spring mattress?
Oh, no! I want to be able t...Read the whole joke |
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6 |
0 - Three boys were sharing
the same bed on
holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How can you shorten a bed?
Don't sleep long
in it....Read the whole joke |
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291 |
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8 |
0 - I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm
afraid you'll have to make your own bed.
Oh, that's ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her
house after
dark. 'Hello, Jenny,' said the nei...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?
Because she wanted to sleep like a log....Read the whole joke |
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266 |
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11 |
0 - Why do people go to bed?
Because the bed
won't come to them....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Shall I tell you the joke about the bed?
No,
because it hasn't been made up yet....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why did the bed spread?
Because it saw the
pillow slip....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Mother: Did you make your bed today?
Daughter:
Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy on...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why
does your brother wear a life jacket in
bed?
Because he sleeps on a waterbed !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why did your sister keep running
around her
bed ?
Because she was trying to catch up with her s...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?
She
wanted to see how long she slept....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What animal always goes to bed
with its shoes
on ?
A horse !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make
your bed?
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I
do?
Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll ...Read the whole joke |
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21 |
0 - Why are rivers lazy?
Because they never get off
their beds....Read the whole joke |
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22 |
0 - Why do you go to bed?
Because the bed will not
come to you....Read the whole joke |
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247 |
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0 - Why shouldn't you believe a
person in
bed?
Because he is lying....Read the whole joke |
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0 - How can you shorten a bed?
Don't sleep long in
it....Read the whole joke |
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0 - When does a bed grow longer?
At night, because
two feet are added to it....Read the whole joke |
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262 |
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