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Marriage jokes
- A man took his wife to the doctors.
After
a short examination the doctor said
"Your wife's mind ...Read the whole joke |
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- "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried
to change me. She
got me to
stop drinking, smoki...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
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- A husband and wife were at a party chatting
with some
friends when the
subject of marriage cou...Read the whole joke |
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633 |
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- At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8
men and 4 women:
Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish...Read the whole joke |
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- What's
the difference between an Irish
wedding and an Irish
funeral?
One less drunk....Read the whole joke |
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258 |
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- What happened at the cannibal's wedding
party?
They toasted the bride and groom....Read the whole joke |
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336 |
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- Two men were remembering their
wedding
days. "It was dreadful," said Fred. "I got the most terri...Read the whole joke |
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276 |
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- Today is my twenty-fifth wedding
anniversary.
Really?
Yes, I've been married twenty-five time...Read the whole joke |
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277 |
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- A woman was in court
charged with wounding her
husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
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- Young
Actor: Dad, guess what? I've just
got my first part in a play. I play
the part of a man ...Read the whole joke |
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560 |
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- Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring...
Wedding ring...
Suffering!!!...Read the whole joke |
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241 |
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- Why is a bride always out of luck on her
wedding day?
Because she never marries the best man....Read the whole joke |
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229 |
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- Why did the 280-pound girl
marry the
400-pound man?
She wanted a big wedding....Read the whole joke |
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229 |
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- Why was the broom late ?
It over swept
!...Read the whole joke |
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552 |
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- She was two thirds married once.
What do
you mean ?
Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, ...Read the whole joke |
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258 |
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- Hey, you just shot my wife.
I'm so sorry,
have a shot at mine !...Read the whole joke |
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266 |
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- Where did the burgers go after
their
wedding?
On a bun-eymoon!...Read the whole joke |
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239 |
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- Q: How do you know when you're at a
hillbilly
wedding?
A: Everyone is sitting on the same side ...Read the whole joke |
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236 |
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- Q: How is a
marriage like a hot
bath?
A: Once you get used to it, it's not so hot....Read the whole joke |
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276 |
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- Before we got married,
I caught her in my
arms.
Now I catch her in my pockets....Read the whole joke |
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264 |
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- BARTENDER: I think you've had enough,
sir.
DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy!
BARTENDER: Well, i...Read the whole joke |
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331 |
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- Both of my marriages have been
disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.mar...Read the whole joke |
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277 |
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- Q:
What do you call two spiders who just
got married?
A: Newlywebs....Read the whole joke |
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259 |
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- John: "I'm a man of few words."
Bill:
"I'm married, too."...Read the whole joke |
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204 |
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- Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He
didn't have to hear about all the men she could have marr...Read the whole joke |
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