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Food jokes
- Flo: Try some of my sponge cake.
Joe: It's a
bit tough.
Flo: That's strange. I only bought the...Read the whole joke |
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- Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones?
Mrs
Jones: Yes, very much.
Girl: That's funny. My mom...Read the whole joke |
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- What
cake wanted to rule the world?
Attila the Bun....Read the whole joke |
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- What did the snake say when he was offered a
piece of
cheese for dinner?
Thank you, I'll just ...Read the whole joke |
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- What musical instrument goes with cheese?
Picklelo....Read the whole joke |
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280 |
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- Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch
today. .
Cook: There is.
Fred: No, there isn't. T...Read the whole joke |
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- What cheese is made
backwards?
Edam....Read the whole joke |
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- Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula:
Marshmallows,
chocolate fudge cake......Read the whole joke |
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280 |
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- Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the
larder yesterday, and now there's only one. Why...Read the whole joke |
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271 |
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- I went to see my doctor to see if he could help
me give up smoking.
What did he say?
He sugg...Read the whole joke |
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269 |
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- Boy: What's black, slimy,
with hairy legs
and eyes on stalks?
Mom: Eat the cookies and don't w...Read the whole joke |
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- An
irate woman burst into the baker's shop
and said, "I sent my son in for
two pounds of cooki...Read the whole joke |
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269 |
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- Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to
come
away from that cookie tin?
No more, mom. It...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
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0
- What's the difference between a vampire
and
a cookie?
You can't dip a vampire in your tea....Read the whole joke |
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- Three cookies were crossing the road when the
first one was knocked down. What did the third coo...Read the whole joke |
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- How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
She
holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove s...Read the whole joke |
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292 |
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- At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after
egg from a little
boy's ear.
"There!" he said p...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
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- What happens
if you play tabletennis with a
bad egg?
First it goes ping, then it goes pong....Read the whole joke |
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- My brother's on a seafood
diet.
Really?
Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats....Read the whole joke |
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260 |
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- A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in
Ireland. "I'll have fish and chips twice," he orde...Read the whole joke |
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- What's red and green and wears
boxing
gloves?
A fruit punch....Read the whole joke |
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258 |
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- Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what
fruit
would it remind you of?
Pupil: A pear....Read the whole joke |
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- First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her
skin
had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were l...Read the whole joke |
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228 |
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- Why did the teacher have
her hair in a bun?
Because she had her nose in a hamburger....Read the whole joke |
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273 |
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- What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter
of a pound of ground beef?
A humburger....Read the whole joke |
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