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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Prison Versus Housewives - |In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
270 |
0 |
2 |
Lost far from a home - |A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out.The polite po...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
250 |
0 |
3 |
Getting in an accident - |A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with tr...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
244 |
0 |
4 |
Dealing with a juggler - |Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing i...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
261 |
0 |
5 |
Should have glasses - |A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be w...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
302 |
0 |
6 |
The reason for running - |A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed unti...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
249 |
0 |
7 |
Rookie is on the job - |A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
246 |
0 |
8 |
Try to catch the rabbit - |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they ar...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
336 |
0 |
9 |
He is extremely drunk - |Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of D...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
244 |
0 |
10 |
A prisoner with skills - |Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
2656 |
0 |
11 |
A test for being drunk - |A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
2792 |
0 |
12 |
Breaking into a house - |A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house th...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
262 |
0 |
13 |
Go give us a donation - |Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
261 |
0 |
14 |
Time for the wedding - |A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But officer," the man began,...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
271 |
0 |
15 |
Prison vs. full-time job - |Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
300 |
0 |
16 |
Where is your wife? - |On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fe...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
199 |
0 |
17 |
How fast was I going? - |"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.""You're wrong, officer, it's only my ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
212 |
0 |
18 |
Undercover detective - |A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?""No, I am an undercover detective.""So why a...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
263 |
0 |
19 |
Judge has some fun - |A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench. One day the judge glared do...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
595 |
0 |
20 |
Excuse for speeding - |A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driv...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
298 |
0 |
21 |
Warning all shoplifters - |Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
261 |
0 |
22 |
Request before death - |A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? as...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
236 |
0 |
23 |
Very stupid robbers - |Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"The second one said, "B...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
279 |
0 |
24 |
Chatting on the plane - |A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate."I...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
315 |
0 |
25 |
The new CIA agents - |Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally got through ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
270 |
0 |