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Title |
Category |
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What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg? - What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
299 |
0 |
2 |
What's the difference between a bull and a cow? - What's the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
235 |
0 |
3 |
A Duck walks into a bar... - A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread[After a ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
3003 |
0 |
4 |
A man takes his sick dog to the vet... - A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog ontothe the operating table, looks down a...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
295 |
0 |
5 |
It's so easy to milk a cow... - It's so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
406 |
0 |
6 |
What has four legs and eight arms? - Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children's play area....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
185 |
0 |
7 |
Two male flies are buzzing around... - Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real cutie sitting ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
231 |
0 |
8 |
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot... - A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on t...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2847 |
0 |
9 |
Two goldfish are in a tank... - Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:'Do you know how to drive this thing?'Sent by Clair...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
344 |
0 |
10 |
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't... - Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't getting any ducks. "What do you think the problem is?" o...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
315 |
0 |
11 |
What do you do with a dog with no legs? - What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
201 |
0 |
12 |
For all animal lovers out there - For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fi...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
327 |
0 |
13 |
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? - What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
146 |
0 |
14 |
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull... - A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2354 |
0 |
15 |
A boy and girl octopus out on a date... - A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm......Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2705 |
0 |
16 |
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other... - Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thin...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
296 |
0 |
17 |
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? - What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
255 |
0 |
18 |
What do you call a dog with no legs? - What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!Sent by M...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
295 |
0 |
19 |
What does a lion call a antelope? - What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
362 |
0 |
20 |
Dog washing - A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of la...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
355 |
0 |
21 |
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie... - Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your faul...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
699 |
0 |
22 |
What do you call a sleeping bull? - What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
275 |
0 |
23 |
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? - What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
289 |
0 |
24 |
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots... - A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and t...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2133 |
0 |
25 |
What do you get if you sleep under a cow? - What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent by Jimmy...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
314 |
0 |