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1 Centipede
- One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half we...Read the whole joke
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2 Only Half Way to Norway
- Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around andcome home?A: It took her that lo...Read the whole joke
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3 Why Legs?
- Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground.A2: To get between the bedroo...Read the whole joke
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4 Few Gymnasts
- Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor...Read the whole joke
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5 Long Amusement
- Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper...Read the whole joke
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6 No Arms Nor Legs
- Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A: "Nice tits!"...Read the whole joke
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7 Unmarried In BMW
- Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee....Read the whole joke
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8 Diaper Change
- Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?A: Because it says right on it "good...Read the whole joke
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9 Shakespearian Computer Story
- Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess'd of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare inte...Read the whole joke
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10 Penny Offer
- Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A: Change....Read the whole joke
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11 Cheer
- Q: What's the blonde's cheer?A: "I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B. L. O. N. . . . ah, oh well. . I'm bl...Read the whole joke
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12 Mom Before Date
- Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?A: If you're not in bed by 12, come...Read the whole joke
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13 No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
- Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to mix the dough and nine...Read the whole joke
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14 Square Boobs
- Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box....Read the whole joke
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15 To Drown
- Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2: Don't tell her to swallo...Read the whole joke
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16 Peroxides and Black Men
- Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have black roots....Read the whole joke
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17 Sit On Newspaper
- Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip read....Read the whole joke
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18 Like Spaghetti
- Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you eat them....Read the whole joke
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19 Like Cow-pats
- Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to pick-up with age....Read the whole joke
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20 One Dollar
- Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of theirhead?A: All you can eat, under a buck....Read the whole joke
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21 No Jello
- Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those litt...Read the whole joke
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22 Shoulder Pads
- Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!Q: H...Read the whole joke
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23 Common With Computer
- Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don't know how much either of them mean ...Read the whole joke
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24 Difference With Computer
- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to punch information into ...Read the whole joke
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25 Between Two Brunettes
- Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block....Read the whole joke
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