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Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? - Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you're screwedSent b...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
242 |
0 |
2 |
Bying a horse - This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend"I know this midget with a speech impe...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
832 |
0 |
3 |
There were two guys walking down the street... - There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
246 |
0 |
4 |
Why do gorillas have big noses? - Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big finger...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
116 |
0 |
5 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
295 |
0 |
6 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor mista...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
298 |
0 |
7 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales StyleSalespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their timeselling ele...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
651 |
0 |
8 |
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip... - On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a small puppy as a present for his...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
300 |
0 |
9 |
Two neighbors had been fighting each other... - Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane andteaches...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
177 |
0 |
10 |
There were two cats that enjoyed running together... - There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called One-two-three.T...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
321 |
0 |
11 |
Pet owners - There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
335 |
0 |
12 |
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle? - What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
258 |
0 |
13 |
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river... - There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame by for a cool drink. The gorilla t...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
352 |
0 |
14 |
An elephant... - An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"Sent by abu dah...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
304 |
0 |
15 |
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot... - A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this parrot is...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
308 |
0 |
16 |
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea how they get in...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
345 |
0 |
17 |
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona... - A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
273 |
0 |
18 |
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl? - What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that can stay up all night!!...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
307 |
0 |
19 |
At an auction - During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm payi...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
326 |
0 |
20 |
Some cows view each day as the last roundup... - Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most c...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
387 |
0 |
21 |
Persistency Act - A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
446 |
0 |
22 |
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? - Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle wit...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
299 |
0 |
23 |
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park... - A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he runs in to his old friend. The two ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
330 |
0 |
24 |
Stuttering animal - Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon of na...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
334 |
0 |
25 |
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of... - My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The Dr ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
669 |
0 |