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Computer jokes - A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next
to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: What's the
best way to accelerate a
Mac?
A: 9.81 m/s2...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer
scientist
were arguing about what was the oldest prof...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Comments made
by Programmers when their
programs don't work:
Strange...
I've never heard abo...Read the whole joke |
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0 - One guy was on duty in the main lab
on a
quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in fr...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Got this email from a friend:
CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Customer: "I'm running Windows '95."
Tech: "Yes."
Customer: "My computer isn't working now."
...Read the whole joke |
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0 - - Why do you think I spend too much
time
at my computer?
- Well, dear... Every time I ask yo...Read the whole joke |
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0 - ..... Ya see, we
at Microsoft believe in
making computing easier! What could be easier
for con...Read the whole joke |
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0 - I heard that
if you play the Windows NT
4.0 CD backwards, you'll get a satanic
message. But th...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: What is the difference between Windows 95
and Windows 98?
A: 3 years...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?
A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What did
Bill Gate's wife say to him on
their wedding night?
No wonder you called the company...Read the whole joke |
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0 - One of Microsoft's finest
technicans was
drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he
...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a
Branch
Manager were on their way to a meeting. Th...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself
face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill
Gates, the
Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane toge...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: What does a proud computer call his
little son?
A: A microchip off the old block....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: What happens if you cross a
midget and
a computer?
A: You get a short circut....Read the whole joke |
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0 - An office technician got a call from a
user. The user told the tech that her computer was not wo...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A person turned on the computer without a
keyboard plugged in.
When she turns on the computer...Read the whole joke |
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0 - While trying to diagnose a
problem over
the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat f...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows
95
Windows95: n.
32 bit extensions and a graphic...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why did
the school bully kick the
classroom computer?
Someone told him he was supposed to boot ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - The Three
Laws of Secure
Computing
1) Don't buy a computer.
2) If you do buy a computer, don...Read the whole joke |
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