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Criminal jokes - Judge: Tell me your occupation.
Prisoner;
I'm a locksmith, Your Honour.
Judge: Then what were ...Read the whole joke |
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648 |
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0 - "What makes you think the
prisoner was
drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the ...Read the whole joke |
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291 |
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3 |
0 - A police officer was escorting a
prisoner
to jail when his hat blew off.
"Shall I run and get ...Read the whole joke |
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374 |
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4 |
0 - Why was the robber so secure?
He was a
safe robber....Read the whole joke |
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276 |
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5 |
0 - Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any
good, it only has sentimental value.
Mugger: That's ...Read the whole joke |
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429 |
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6 |
0 - Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for
the robbery, boss?
Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a ...Read the whole joke |
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402 |
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7 |
0 - Detective: Do you think
I should put on
the cuffs?
Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeve...Read the whole joke |
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234 |
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8 |
0 - Detective: How did you
get into
counterfeiting?
Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make mon...Read the whole joke |
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285 |
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9 |
0 - Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables
on my desk?
Criminal: You said it was time to spill ...Read the whole joke |
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303 |
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10 |
0 - Policeman: Did you
know your vehicle was
reported stolen?
Criminal: It wasn't when I took it....Read the whole joke |
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235 |
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11 |
0 - A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and
no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or tra...Read the whole joke |
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297 |
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12 |
0 - 'It's a pity
you've gone on hunger
strike,' said the convict's girlfriend on
visiting day. 'Wh...Read the whole joke |
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239 |
0 |
13 |
0 - What did the
burglar say to the lady who
caught him stealing her silver?
I'm at your service, ...Read the whole joke |
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241 |
0 |
14 |
0 - How do bank robbers send messages?
By flee
mail!...Read the whole joke |
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595 |
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15 |
0 - What hired killer never goes to jail?
The
exterminator....Read the whole joke |
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266 |
0 |
16 |
0 - What kind of thief steals meat?
A
hamburglar....Read the whole joke |
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274 |
0 |
17 |
0 - Who is the strongest thief?
A
shoplifter....Read the whole joke |
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275 |
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18 |
0 - If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man,
what would
you have?
Organised grime (crime)....Read the whole joke |
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243 |
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19 |
0 - What diploma do criminals get?
The third
degree....Read the whole joke |
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240 |
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20 |
0 - What is the difference between a thief and a
church
bell?
One steals from the people, the other...Read the whole joke |
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226 |
0 |
21 |
0 - What kind of robbery is not dangerous?
A
safe robbery....Read the whole joke |
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235 |
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22 |
0 - What three letters in the alphabet frighten
criminals?
F.B.I....Read the whole joke |
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271 |
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23 |
0 - When did the criminal get smart?
When the
judge threw the book at him....Read the whole joke |
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254 |
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0 - Why is a sinking ship like a
person in
jail?
Because it needs bailing out....Read the whole joke |
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222 |
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0 - What kind of party do prisoners in jail
like most of all.
A going-away party....Read the whole joke |
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289 |
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