| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Nine things dogs don't understand
- |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
378 |
0 |
| 2 |
Buy alligator shoes
- |A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. Howeve...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
439 |
0 |
| 3 |
Cow on train tracks
- |A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conduc...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
441 |
0 |
| 4 |
Two angry neighbors
- |Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teac...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
434 |
0 |
| 5 |
Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo
- |1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
368 |
0 |
| 6 |
Sounds of the Wild
- |A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow sa...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
1810 |
0 |
| 7 |
Giving Cats Pills
- |INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
604 |
0 |
| 8 |
The Feline Diet
- |Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never h...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
331 |
0 |
| 9 |
Dogs and Light Bulbs
- |How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any w...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
284 |
0 |
| 10 |
Horses at the Race
- |A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
366 |
0 |
| 11 |
Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
394 |
0 |
| 12 |
Looking to buy a frog?
- |A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
256 |
0 |
| 13 |
Arriving home very drunk
- |A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
50227 |
0 |
| 14 |
I didn't get any money this time
- |A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
307 |
0 |
| 15 |
You looked a lot like my wife
- |A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
256 |
0 |
| 16 |
Making a bet at a bar
- |Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
312 |
0 |
| 17 |
A nun arrives at the local bar
- |John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good ab...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
2802 |
0 |
| 18 |
Newly issued alcohol warnings
- |The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
321 |
0 |
| 19 |
Reasons to allow drinking at work
- |The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, y...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
669 |
0 |
| 20 |
A neutron at a bar
- |A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
2609 |
0 |
| 21 |
I have a magical dancing duck
- |A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On t...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
309 |
0 |
| 22 |
He is a very fast drinker
- |A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll i...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
323 |
0 |
| 23 |
A bet made at the local bar
- |A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in t...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
3269 |
2.6875 |
| 24 |
What causes people to have arthritis?
- |A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was st...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
334 |
0 |
| 25 |
The customs of an Irishman
- |An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
609 |
0 |
