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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss... - A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about10 Minutes later, sits down ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
339 |
0 |
2 |
A college professor's going to bed with his wife... - A college professor's going to bed with his wife. He's not that tired, so he's gonna stay awake and ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2665 |
0 |
3 |
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary... - Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathi...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
353 |
0 |
4 |
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south... - Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig. He stopp...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
422 |
0 |
5 |
A girl called the police department and reported that... - A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The officer who answer...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2025 |
0 |
6 |
Reading time - A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy ask...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
311 |
0 |
7 |
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep... - Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around the...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
688 |
2.5 |
8 |
Jewish fly - A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink....he notices thatat the other end of the bar is...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
310 |
0 |
9 |
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital... - A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets out a loud yell and out po...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
267 |
0 |
10 |
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater... - Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. "That man beside me is fumbling his crotch", one whispers ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
266 |
0 |
11 |
A Purple Heart - A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to stay. He hears that room and b...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
812 |
0 |
12 |
A woman strode angrily into the large... - A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
363 |
0 |
13 |
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample... - This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At the front desk says to him:"Thank you f...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
414 |
0 |
14 |
A business man from New York decided to quit his job... - A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day w...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2299 |
0 |
15 |
The people are waiting - Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies realized that she had forg...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
454 |
0 |
16 |
Two men went to the desert for a vacation... - Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and headed out. Five days later they ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
237 |
0 |
17 |
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote... - An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
366 |
0 |
18 |
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at... - Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when Ralph hit his tee shot...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
373 |
0 |
19 |
How'd you get that black eye? - First man: How'd you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a two-bit whore.First man: S...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
378 |
0 |
20 |
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms... - The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman. Sh...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
693 |
0 |
21 |
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died... - Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
380 |
0 |
22 |
A dancing duck - A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On th...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2564 |
2.5 |
23 |
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch... - A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people s...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
344 |
0 |
24 |
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving... - Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he dove out of the airpl...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
337 |
0 |
25 |
A wide selection - "Hey, Pal", the irate druggist shouted, "Put that cigar outwhile you are in my store!""I bought this...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
367 |
0 |