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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Sneezing orgasms - A man goes to a doctor and says:"Doctor, it's embarassing, but every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
563 |
0 |
2 |
Get some of this - Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes off and goes wild, the hei...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
525 |
0 |
3 |
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City... - Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he says, "How much?"Sh...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
206 |
0 |
4 |
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time... - Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted with the sad news one ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
108 |
0 |
5 |
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt? - What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
164 |
0 |
6 |
Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac? - Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
156 |
0 |
7 |
Necking - Cop coming upon a young couple making out....Cop: What the hell are you two doing?Boy: We're necking...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
177 |
0 |
8 |
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together... - Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
132 |
0 |
9 |
Do you smoke after sex? - Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I've never looked...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
160 |
0 |
10 |
Ghost sex - At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Mo...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
211 |
0 |
11 |
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda... - Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old tim...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
163 |
0 |
12 |
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him... - A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and tal...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
613 |
0 |
13 |
A 70-year-old man has never been married... - A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is l...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
691 |
2.5 |
14 |
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18... - An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got into bed the night after the wedding, he ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
155 |
0 |
15 |
Flavoured condoms - I recently tried some of these new 'flavoured' condoms. I bought one of each flavour they had, and t...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
545 |
0 |
16 |
What is the difference between erotic and kinky? - Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather... kinky is using th...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
113 |
0 |
17 |
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model... - The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front ti...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
185 |
0 |
18 |
Together again - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband dies. She remarrie...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
126 |
0 |
19 |
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy... - A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom out of h...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
522 |
0 |
20 |
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson... - A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. Afte...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
150 |
0 |
21 |
Twice a day - This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
162 |
0 |
22 |
Every precaution - I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla. "But I thought you said y...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
563 |
0 |
23 |
A guy's fingering his girlfriend... - A guy's fingering his girlfriend.She says, "Would you take off your ring? It's hurting me."He says, ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
186 |
0 |
24 |
Lightbulbs for dinner - Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
519 |
0 |
25 |
Do you know what a Yankee is? - Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you're by yourself...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
180 |
0 |