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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Things Mom Taught Me... - |My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the st...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
280 |
0 |
2 |
The pre-birth class - |When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
308 |
0 |
3 |
Pass out in shock - |The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed ...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
269 |
0 |
4 |
Have a first child - |A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first c...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
393 |
0 |
5 |
Great first parent - |The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
637 |
0 |
6 |
My wife is pregnant - |A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two mi...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
287 |
0 |
7 |
Mom would never say - |Things Mom Would Never Say"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" "Yeah, I used to s...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
303 |
0 |
8 |
Fathers then & now - |Today is one of the first Father's Days of our new millennium. Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearl...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
286 |
0 |
9 |
Out of food supplies - |With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedul...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
252 |
0 |
10 |
Thoughts and quotes - |The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.---------------------------...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
577 |
0 |
11 |
Christmas Jokes - Question and Answer - |Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
294 |
0 |
12 |
'Twas the Night After Christmas - |'Twas the Night After Christmas'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the bee...Read the whole joke |
Other Jokes |
128 |
0 |
13 |
A Microsoft Christmas - |NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christma...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
2722 |
0 |
14 |
Politically Correct Santa - |'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...How to live in a world that's politically co...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
287 |
0 |
15 |
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . . - |December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
606 |
0 |
16 |
A Martha Stewart Christmas - |Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy s...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
3127 |
0.5 |
17 |
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - |A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
638 |
0 |
18 |
Signs You've Had Too Much Holiday Cheer - |1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad....Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
263 |
0 |
19 |
Did Santa Give You That Present? - |On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
293 |
0 |
20 |
Enter the Pearly Gates - |Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
692 |
0 |
21 |
Lost X Files Christmas episode - |Mulder: We're too late. It's already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what you are doing.M...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
290 |
0 |
22 |
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus - |1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could st...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
632 |
0 |
23 |
A parent's night before Christmas - |'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools to hand to my s...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
2866 |
0 |
24 |
Ten things to say about gifts you don't like - |10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.9. It would be a shame if the ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
316 |
0 |
25 |
Some Musical Christmas Advice - |Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
635 |
0 |