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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
The blind date had not been all that great and... - The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At he...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
647 |
0 |
2 |
Mirror, mirror - Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
267 |
0 |
3 |
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar... - A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the ...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2305 |
0 |
4 |
A caring son - It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hear...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2324 |
0 |
5 |
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar... - I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
279 |
0 |
6 |
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club... - The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. "Hey, baby, would you help me 'raise my mast'?""No th...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
270 |
0 |
7 |
Changed my mind! - This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk down the street. They walk ha...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
310 |
0 |
8 |
A really bad, terrible mistake - Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2287 |
0 |
9 |
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts... - A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At th...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
1993 |
0 |
10 |
It finally dawned - "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man's broken leg."Well, ...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
317 |
0 |
11 |
Ashamed - Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise shipthat sank in the Bermuda Triang...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
1933 |
0 |
12 |
The third wish - A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of it. The genie said,...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
340 |
0 |
13 |
A little girl was walking along a beach in California... - A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a man with no clothes on a...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2337 |
0 |
14 |
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes... - A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks, a real mean ...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2327 |
0 |
15 |
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years... - Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. "So, how's life been for you?" Ed asked."Not too ...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
299 |
0 |
16 |
A game of golf - A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.He sat...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2374 |
0 |
17 |
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven... - St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, "You were a good woman. I'm giving y...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
251 |
0 |
18 |
How did Captain Hook die? - Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch....Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
236 |
0 |
19 |
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis... - Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis. She was driving down the road, wondering what t...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
353 |
0 |
20 |
OUCH! - OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
692 |
0 |
21 |
A big bird - Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
45513 |
0 |
22 |
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt... - A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and u...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2293 |
0 |
23 |
A dentis appointment - Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, P...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2358 |
0 |
24 |
What's pink and slowly turns red? - What's pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade....Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
265 |
0 |
25 |
Think quality - A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given ...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
287 |
0 |