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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Giving sad news to a troop - |The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died y...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
316 |
0 |
2 |
Requesting a three day pass - |An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Ar...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
664 |
0 |
3 |
Giving very odd excuses - |The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
266 |
0 |
4 |
Change your course now - |This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
1001 |
0 |
5 |
Recruiting any and all pilots - |The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
379 |
0 |
6 |
Bragging about old times - |Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days."Why, my outfit was so well drilled,"...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
327 |
0 |
7 |
My men are very brave - |General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
351 |
0 |
8 |
Speaking with the general - |It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.A Gener...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
331 |
0 |
9 |
Reward these soldiers for their work - |A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Cr...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
689 |
0 |
10 |
Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend - |The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engag...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
767 |
2.5 |
11 |
Landing at a hidden military base - |You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply ...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
776 |
0 |
12 |
Lease nuclear weapons - |Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events? Want to be on CN...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
380 |
0 |
13 |
New weapon Chicken Gun - |Flash - New Weapon in America's Arsenal - Dubbed 'The Chicken Gun'Senate majority leader Howard H. ...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
365 |
0 |
14 |
Commanding the dumb - |As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
262 |
0 |
15 |
Give chocolate pudding - |First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"First sold...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
314 |
0 |
16 |
Indian chief's signal - |An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He exami...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
407 |
0 |
17 |
Marines and the police - |The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in Los Angeles...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
258 |
0 |
18 |
Army needs new recruits - |Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8. Military transport flights now earn you Delta fre...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
2036 |
0 |
19 |
Give us new missiles - |The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet figh...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
707 |
0 |
20 |
Daddy is going to war - |The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet figh...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
671 |
0 |
21 |
Trouble sleeping - |The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor as...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
277 |
0 |
22 |
Low self-esteem - |A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.H...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
249 |
0 |
23 |
Loud, mad, or sad - |The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
277 |
0 |
24 |
Historic Custer battle - |The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some Leadin...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
242 |
0 |
25 |
Piloting your plane - |An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls a...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes |
258 |
0 |