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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
The class reunion!
- A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in twenty-five years he's very c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
278 |
0 |
| 2 |
On his Deathbed!
- Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed."Renounce Satan!" yelled Father Sullivan."No!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
313 |
0 |
| 3 |
Classified Ad Bloopers!
- The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
292 |
0 |
| 4 |
The Pessimist!
- An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
329 |
0 |
| 5 |
Not me Sarge!
- A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
295 |
0 |
| 6 |
2 guys at the bar.
- Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of them.The first guy said, "My ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
| 7 |
The Essay.
- A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following four...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
296 |
0 |
| 8 |
Daffynitions!
- Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable \uh-voy'-du...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
473 |
0 |
| 9 |
At the crazy farm!
- A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
372 |
0 |
| 10 |
Real Mothers...
- Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to makeit.Real Mothers know th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
335 |
0 |
| 11 |
Gotta love the unions!
- Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that thei...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
220 |
0 |
| 12 |
Baptizing the Drunk!
- A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He proceeds to walk...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
235 |
0 |
| 13 |
The Ocotpus!
- A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits down at the bar and says to the bartender "...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
308 |
0 |
| 14 |
OH MY GOD!
- A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
356 |
0 |
| 15 |
Mommy Dearest!
- As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
223 |
0 |
| 16 |
On the airline.
- A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
223 |
0 |
| 17 |
The divorce!
- A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
244 |
0 |
| 18 |
Look at me!
- A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
| 19 |
Even more Bumper Stickers!
- Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow many roads must a man travel down bef...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
241 |
0 |
| 20 |
The Signalman\'s Test!
- Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
521 |
0 |
| 21 |
What costume?
- A black couple we're invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide what to dress up as.The ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
239 |
0 |
| 22 |
For Dad\'s with Daughters! (Long)
- When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend's father, who I believe suspected ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
401 |
0 |
| 23 |
Washing the Dog!
- Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery store and picks our ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
397 |
0 |
| 24 |
Six times Six
- A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars to buy a drink. All of a sudden ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
229 |
0 |
| 25 |
Jonah and the Whale.
- A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to her gave a little chuckle and a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
274 |
0 |
