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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A question of time - Why don't women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
673 |
0 |
2 |
Tomato - Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
3 |
The Dream - Tom's dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He'd been going with Jane for a few months, when h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
4 |
A Fire Truck - One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. Before long it ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
702 |
0 |
5 |
Shooting Blanks - I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and screaming. They don't k...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
6 |
Lovely gift - A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been da...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
7 |
Erudite Limerick - I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim Ahead of my legions I inva...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
8 |
Knights of Columbus and Shriners - What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A Knight is once a knight ,al...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
9 |
Women Jokes - Q - Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A - So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!Q - T...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
10 |
Husband\'s Excuse - The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his coll...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
305 |
0 |
11 |
Ford Jokes - 90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home! (you know, Fords - Fix or Repair Dai...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
12 |
Trip to San Francisco - Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload of gays?The lesbians go...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
13 |
I dont want a ride! - A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
344 |
0 |
14 |
Red Phone - A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone sitting on his desk.What's that f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
15 |
In Just 3 Words... - A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy you...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
16 |
What is the... - Q. What's the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man's job better again!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
17 |
Brains for Sale - A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind the counter how much each of the br...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
18 |
Catch the Phrase - The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over, and u...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
19 |
George Carlin funnies! - George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your billsnow? ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
20 |
If you love something ... - If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways will be yours. If it never r...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
21 |
Genie - One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle, when he opened it up a genie poped...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
354 |
0 |
22 |
Scientists and the Mermaid! - These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all of their gear and headed...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
23 |
Cool Bumper Stickers! - Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken, watch ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
24 |
Answering Machine Messages - Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
421 |
0 |
25 |
Creation - Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |