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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
That Rubber Thingy... - An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.As the bus shakes and rattles, the old ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
2 |
You Mama\'s So Ugly... - - Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals" - Yo Mama'...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
362 |
0 |
3 |
7 Quickies! - 1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattl...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
77 |
0 |
4 |
Rude, Crude, and Lewd! - Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is the quickest way ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
5 |
You don\'t want to hear these! - Things you don't want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. 2. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
298 |
0 |
6 |
The worst racist joke - So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist. He hates everyone of ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
7 |
Some Horny Guy - Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy about her sex life, so she goes t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
8 |
Act Religious - A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two of ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
314 |
0 |
9 |
Love, Lust, or Marriage? - How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE - When your eyes meet across a cr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
131 |
0 |
10 |
(Blank)-gasms! - Sex in a boat - oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms. Sex at the entrance to your house - door-ga...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
89 |
0 |
11 |
Dissuasion! - The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a sight-seeing tour wit...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
12 |
How Come? - What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking -- ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
13 |
Tyson Excuses! - The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield's ear:10. Got a little carried away after...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
14 |
Name That Capital - A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
637 |
0 |
15 |
Two Cow Defined (Classic) - DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
16 |
Dying Wives! - "I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
17 |
Andy Rooney Quotes - Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I'm not into working out. My p...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
338 |
0 |
18 |
Together At Last - Marie's funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband. Standing near the casket, a m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
19 |
Universal excuse form. - The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that you may have encountered. W...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
309 |
0 |
20 |
Kid Sayings! - A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord's Prayer. She was reciting it all by herself witho...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
306 |
0 |
21 |
Dating Terms - LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. DATIN...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
290 |
0 |
22 |
Words of Wisdom! - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A conclusion is the place wher...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
23 |
Jokes for the Ladies! - Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see what's in the frid...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
205 |
0 |
24 |
The Golden Urinal - A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
660 |
0 |
25 |
Yo Mama\'s So Fat... - Yo mama's so fat- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo. - Yo Mama's so fat, she's...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
525 |
0 |