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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Beauty jokes - Don't look out of the
window, Betty,
people will think it's Halloween....Read the whole joke |
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322 |
0 |
2 |
0 - What happened when the
witch went for a job
as a TV presenter?
The producer said she had the p...Read the whole joke |
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583 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Did you hear
about the witch who did a four
year course in ugliness?
She finished it in two....Read the whole joke |
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274 |
0 |
4 |
0 - What is yellow and goes click-click?
A
ball-point banana.
Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get ...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
0 |
5 |
0 - A little boy came running into the kitchen.
'Dad, dad' he said, 'there's a monster at the door w...Read the whole joke |
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608 |
0 |
6 |
0 - "My
boyfriend says I look like a dishy
Italian!"said Miss Conceited.
''Then he's right said her...Read the whole joke |
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269 |
0 |
7 |
0 - A woman went to a sweet store to buy some
sweets.
The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ug...Read the whole joke |
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283 |
0 |
8 |
0 - Little Johnny and
his mother were on a
train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in
his ...Read the whole joke |
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615 |
0 |
9 |
0 - Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and
fat and ugly?
Boyfriend: Of course I do !...Read the whole joke |
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266 |
0 |
10 |
0 - Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty
?
Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'...Read the whole joke |
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260 |
0 |
11 |
0 - Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't
pretty and wasn't ugly ?
She was pretty ugly...Read the whole joke |
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269 |
0 |
12 |
0 - She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice
-
they can't believe it the first time....Read the whole joke |
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270 |
0 |
13 |
0 - Bill: My sister has lovely
long red hair
all down her back.
Will: Pity it's not on her head....Read the whole joke |
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264 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Julie had broken off her
engagement. Her
friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was l...Read the whole joke |
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256 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for
your girlfriend improve her appearance ?
Man: It d...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
0 |
16 |
0 - Two teenage boys were
talking in the
classroom. One said, 'I took my girlfriend to see 'The
br...Read the whole joke |
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232 |
0 |
17 |
0 - I can't understand why people say my
girlfriend's legs look like
matchsticks. They do look like ...Read the whole joke |
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263 |
0 |
18 |
0 - What did the really ugly man do for a living
?
He posed for Halloween masks !...Read the whole joke |
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606 |
0 |
19 |
0 - I don't think these photographs
you've
taken do me justice.
You don't want justice - you want m...Read the whole joke |
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266 |
0 |
20 |
0 - Your ugly.
And you're drunk.
Yes, but in
the morning I'll be sober !...Read the whole joke |
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584 |
0 |
21 |
0 - My boyfriend thinks I'm
beautiful
Well
they do say that love is blind !...Read the whole joke |
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250 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Last night I dreamt I was
dancing with the
most beautiful girl in the world
What was I wearing ...Read the whole joke |
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287 |
0 |
23 |
0 - Monster: I'm so ugly.
Ghost: It's not
that bad!
Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born t...Read the whole joke |
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606 |
0 |
24 |
Bed jokes - Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping.
Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed.
Oh, I'm all ...Read the whole joke |
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302 |
0 |
25 |
0 - Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great,
gooey, bug-eyed monsters
playing tiddley winks ...Read the whole joke |
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232 |
0 |