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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Children jokes - A certain little girl, when asked
her
name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mo...Read the whole joke |
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546 |
0 |
2 |
Christmas jokes - What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle
Bells, Jungle bells.. !...Read the whole joke |
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670 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Why are Christmas trees like bad
knitters
?
They both drop their needles !...Read the whole joke |
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328 |
0 |
4 |
0 - What did the bald man say when he got
a
comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !...Read the whole joke |
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290 |
0 |
5 |
0 - Why is a burning candle like being
thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !...Read the whole joke |
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657 |
0 |
6 |
0 - What do you get if you
cross an apple
with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !...Read the whole joke |
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314 |
0 |
7 |
Clinton jokes - Q: How does Bill Clinton say "I'm about to
hurt you"?
A: "Trust me."...Read the whole joke |
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314 |
0 |
8 |
0 - Q: What's the difference between Hillary
Clinton
and a pit bull?
A: The pit bull doesn't carry ...Read the whole joke |
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303 |
0 |
9 |
0 - Q: What is the difference
between Dan
Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?
A: Jane Fonda went t...Read the whole joke |
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325 |
0 |
10 |
0 - Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton
and
tells him, "Bill, I had a
wonderful dream last night...Read the whole joke |
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318 |
0 |
11 |
0 - Q: How can
you tell Bill Clinton apart from
a cow?
A: By the wise look in the eyes....Read the whole joke |
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294 |
0 |
12 |
College jokes - An applicant was being interviewed for
admission
to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inqui...Read the whole joke |
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671 |
0 |
13 |
0 - Teenage Driver: But,
officer, I'm a
college man.
Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse....Read the whole joke |
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301 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Why do University of
Arkansas graduates
tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?
...Read the whole joke |
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300 |
0 |
15 |
0 - How do you know a Brigham
Young student's
been mowing the lawn?
The welcome mat is destroyed....Read the whole joke |
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303 |
0 |
16 |
0 - What does the N on the Nebraska
football
helmet stand for?
"Nowledge."...Read the whole joke |
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343 |
0 |
17 |
Cow jokes - Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of
humor?
A: Laughing stock....Read the whole joke |
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343 |
0 |
18 |
0 - What did the farmer call the cow that would not
give him any milk ?
An udder failure !...Read the whole joke |
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345 |
0 |
19 |
0 - Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.
Farmer: Not
bunch, herd.
Camper: Heard what?
Farmer: Of cow...Read the whole joke |
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288 |
0 |
20 |
0 - Why do cows wear bells
around their
necks?
Because their horns don't work....Read the whole joke |
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349 |
0 |
21 |
0 - A man climbed over a fence into a
field to pick
some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby.
Say, f...Read the whole joke |
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352 |
0 |
22 |
Cowboy jokes - The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire
seats
in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher c...Read the whole joke |
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300 |
0 |
23 |
0 - Three cowboys
were hanging out in the
bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex,"
said the first...Read the whole joke |
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281 |
0 |
24 |
0 - The cowboy
was trying to buy a health
insurance policy. The insurance agent was
going down the...Read the whole joke |
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428 |
0 |
25 |
0 - Teacher: When do
astronauts eat?
Pupil:
At launch time!...Read the whole joke |
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371 |
0 |