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Farmer jokes - Rush Limbaugh
and his chauffeur were out
driving in the country and accidentally hit
and kille...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A farmer and his brand new bride were
riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of...Read the whole joke |
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263 |
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3 |
0 - A Texan farmer goes to Australia
for a
vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talkin...Read the whole joke |
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284 |
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4 |
0 - How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They
trod on his corn....Read the whole joke |
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314 |
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0 - Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his
field with a steamroller ?
He wanted to grow mas...Read the whole joke |
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270 |
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6 |
0 - What did the neurotic pig say to the
farmer?
You take me for grunted....Read the whole joke |
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287 |
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0 - Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When
he turns his cow to pasture....Read the whole joke |
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298 |
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8 |
0 - Q: Why did the farmer call his
pig
"Ink"?
A: Because it was always running out of the pen....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: Why can't the
bankrupt cowboy
complain?
A: He has got no beef....Read the whole joke |
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287 |
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0 - A husband and wife were driving down a country
lane on their way to visit some friends. They cam...Read the whole joke |
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297 |
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0 - A bus load of politicians were driving down a
country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A man's car stalled on a country
road one
morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came al...Read the whole joke |
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277 |
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13 |
0 - A farmer in the country has a watermelon
patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the...Read the whole joke |
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633 |
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0 - A New York City yuppie moved to the
country
and bought a piece of land. He went to the local fee...Read the whole joke |
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648 |
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0 - A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by
her mother, who immediately demanded an inspectio...Read the whole joke |
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302 |
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0 - An out-of-towner drove his
car into a ditch
in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to...Read the whole joke |
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310 |
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0 - Farmer Brown decided his
injuries from the
accident were serious enough to take the trucking com...Read the whole joke |
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308 |
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0 - Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast
for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was foun...Read the whole joke |
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314 |
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0 - A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving
down the road, when
the car breaks down. Fortuna...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A man was driving down a quiet country lane when
out
into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The...Read the whole joke |
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307 |
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0 - There was a farmer who raised
watermelons.
He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak i...Read the whole joke |
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309 |
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0 - An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your
methods are too old fashioned. I won't be surpris...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
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0 - A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough,
his Father
asked him what he thought of Army life...Read the whole joke |
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0 - There was a
farmer who had a herd of pigs.
One day someone went to the farm and asked
the farm...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
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0 - On a drive in the country, a city slicker
noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and...Read the whole joke |
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231 |
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