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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays... - Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?- Hundred dolla...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
144 |
0 |
2 |
What's the purpose of a bellybutton? - What's the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
105 |
0 |
3 |
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman - A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
148 |
0 |
4 |
What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter? - What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whol...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
122 |
0 |
5 |
A question for Bill Clinton - A question for Bill Clinton:"What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?""She has the whitest t...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
154 |
0 |
6 |
An elderly man goes into a brothel... - An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night. Sur...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
134 |
0 |
7 |
A man walks into a doctor office - A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a ba...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2397 |
0 |
8 |
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday... - An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in his house. His...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
245 |
0 |
9 |
A Short History of Medicine - A Short History of MedicineI have an earache...2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.1000 A.D. - That root...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
401 |
0 |
10 |
Oprectomy - Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
252 |
0 |
11 |
Proctologists - Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it's not "mortician;" by the...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
344 |
0 |
12 |
Psychiatric Hotline - Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependen...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
276 |
0 |
13 |
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach... - A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Na...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2486 |
0 |
14 |
Howard had felt guilty all day long... - Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
274 |
0 |
15 |
A woman consulted a doctor... - A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulan...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
253 |
0 |
16 |
A man walks in to a doctors office... - A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS." The doctor ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2143 |
0 |
17 |
The following statements were found on patient charts... - The following statements were found on patient's charts during a recent review of medical records....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
299 |
0 |
18 |
An old woman came into her doctors office - An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. "I fart all the ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
715 |
0 |
19 |
Two gynecologists meet at lunch... - Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, "I had a patient this morning witha clit like a ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
303 |
0 |
20 |
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital... - Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a flat. While Jones i...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
311 |
0 |
21 |
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children... - After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So they went to a docto...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
298 |
0 |
22 |
Gosh, what a pun! - A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
284 |
0 |
23 |
The bad news and the good news - Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
312 |
0 |
24 |
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii... - Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad females walked by,...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
297 |
0 |
25 |
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool? - What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
272 |
0 |