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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Aussies - Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green on the inside....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
354 |
0 |
2 |
Neutron Walks into a Bar... - A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it up, and the neutron asks, "...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
204 |
0 |
3 |
Logical? - In a restroom at IBM's Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
4 |
Cars that Start - Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
224 |
0 |
5 |
Let me out!!! - You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get ou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
6 |
The Parting of the Red Sea - How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
7 |
In the graveyard! - An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died. The en...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
8 |
Dyslexic Pimp - Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
258 |
0 |
9 |
Greek tailor. - An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic. TAYLOR: "Euripides?" (You-rip-e-...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
246 |
0 |
10 |
Yabba Dabba - If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it as a pet it your back yard, yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
764 |
0 |
11 |
Clothes make the person...? - What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
245 |
0 |
12 |
A Blonde Kidnapper - A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold hi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
3283 |
0 |
13 |
Kinky Sex - There's this young couple, Louise and Al, they've been married for about a year, and the bride isn't...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
282 |
0 |
14 |
Give 100% at Work - Always give 100% at work.......12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on Frida...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
101 |
0 |
15 |
Arnold:the musical - Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical about famous composer...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
812 |
0 |
16 |
The Drunk and the Nun - There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really ,really, really drunk. When ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
330 |
0 |
17 |
Bald Men - Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir fingers through their hair...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
328 |
0 |
18 |
Snail Tracks - Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn't leave tracks like snails!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
307 |
0 |
19 |
Vikings in a Dome. - Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can't stand to watch!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
807 |
0 |
20 |
The Pope and the Rams - What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans World Dome have in common?They b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
320 |
0 |
21 |
99 Click - Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
231 |
0 |
22 |
The Frustrated Bee - Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn't find a BP station!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
308 |
0 |
23 |
The Preist and the Nun - A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel. All of a sudden, the camel dies, and ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
344 |
0 |
24 |
So Fat... - Your Momma's so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
301 |
0 |
25 |
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes. - Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
308 |
0 |