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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A man went to the police station wishing to speak... - A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
252 |
0 |
2 |
Any married man should forget his mistakes... - Any married man should forget his mistakes,there's no use in two people remembering the same thing....Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
214 |
0 |
3 |
Men are from earth... - Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it....Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
255 |
0 |
4 |
What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant... - What's the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pr...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
273 |
0 |
5 |
Bad habits - I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break mywife of the habit of staying up until 5 in th...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
335 |
0 |
6 |
Merry...ied talk - A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husban...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
234 |
0 |
7 |
Wise men never marry... - Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise....Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
155 |
0 |
8 |
Two guys were discussing popular family trends... - Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, "I didn't slee...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
153 |
0 |
9 |
On inheritance - A little boy went up to his father and asked:"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"The f...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
290 |
0 |
10 |
Divorce decision - "Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce courtjudge said, "and I've decide...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
615 |
0 |
11 |
Indicator - A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch on the rocks. After ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
278 |
0 |
12 |
A Change Of Vows - During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."Look, I'll give ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
2595 |
2 |
13 |
Prescription - This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for?"She sa...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
590 |
0 |
14 |
Wife-taming method - Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, "You know, I don...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
168 |
0 |
15 |
Want to make love to you - He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.She said - W...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
266 |
0 |
16 |
Flies - A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
628 |
0 |
17 |
Nothing but the truth - A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and the...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
611 |
0 |
18 |
Not this time - There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
274 |
0 |
19 |
Bad news - A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were s...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
263 |
0 |
20 |
Devil herself - A fellow's wife was very worried about her husband's heavy drinking and one night she decided to giv...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
284 |
0 |
21 |
Deadly disease - "My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis," mumbles an angrybiker to one of his buddies. "No," s...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
264 |
0 |
22 |
In comparision - Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
254 |
0 |
23 |
Difficult shot - Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He'd waggle, look down, ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
294 |
0 |
24 |
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head... - A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
279 |
0 |
25 |
Congratulations - A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:"Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
270 |
0 |