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History jokes - Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies?
A:
In his sleevies!...Read the whole joke |
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268 |
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2 |
0 - What did King Arthur sleep with when he was
afraid of the dark?
A knight light...Read the whole joke |
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241 |
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3 |
Heaven and hell jokes - Two men died and went to Heaven. St.
Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but you...Read the whole joke |
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237 |
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4 |
0 - A fellow finds himself in front of
the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to ...Read the whole joke |
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330 |
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5 |
0 - Did you know that
heaven and hell
are actually right next to each other? They are seperated
by...Read the whole joke |
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255 |
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6 |
0 - Three buddies die in a car crash, and
they go to heaven to an
orientation.
They are all asked...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
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7 |
0 - Three men die in a car accident
Christmas Eve. They all find
themselves at the pearly gates wait...Read the whole joke |
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253 |
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8 |
0 - St. Peter is questioning three married
couples to see if they qualify for admittance to
heaven...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
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9 |
0 - This guy dies and is sent
to Hell.
Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and
...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
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10 |
0 - Recently
a teacher, a garbage
collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the
Pearly Gates. S...Read the whole joke |
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241 |
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11 |
0 - Everybody on earth
dies and goes
to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two
lin...Read the whole joke |
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263 |
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12 |
0 - Three
guys found themselves in
Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,
they were a littl...Read the whole joke |
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224 |
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13 |
0 - One day at the entrance to heaven, St.
Peter saw a New York street gang.
walk up to the Pearl...Read the whole joke |
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258 |
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14 |
0 - A man arrives at the gates of heaven.
St.
Peter asks, "Religion?"
The man says,
"Methodist....Read the whole joke |
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259 |
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15 |
0 - There once was a rich man who
was
near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard ...Read the whole joke |
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263 |
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16 |
0 - A famous professor of surgery died and
went to heaven. At the
pearly gate he was asked by the ga...Read the whole joke |
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284 |
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17 |
0 - President Clinton died and knocked at
the
Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter.
...Read the whole joke |
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265 |
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0 - One day while walking down the street
a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by ...Read the whole joke |
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246 |
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19 |
0 - Three people die, a Doctor a school
teacher
and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly ...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
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20 |
0 - Two Irish friends
greeted each
other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This
remind...Read the whole joke |
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280 |
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21 |
0 - It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael
and Tim, passed over at
the same time. Upon encountering ...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
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22 |
0 - So this trumpet player dies. When he
reaches is
everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "Y...Read the whole joke |
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224 |
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0 - Three men die and go to heaven and
queue to meet St. Peter.
St. Peter: Hi, what's your
name...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
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0 - This 85 year old couple, having been
married almost 60
years, had died in a car crash. They had ...Read the whole joke |
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250 |
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25 |
0 - St Peter is standing at heaven's gate
when a man walks
up.
"Welcome to heaven my son. What di...Read the whole joke |
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263 |
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