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Children jokes - Mandy was
applying for a summer
job.
'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store.
'I'm twe...Read the whole joke |
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0 - The second grader was in bed with a cold and
high temperature. 'How high is it, Doctor?' she wan...Read the whole joke |
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293 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Jennifer: Are you coming to my party
?
Sandra: No, I ain't.
Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss to...Read the whole joke |
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230 |
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4 |
0 - Grandma: You've left all your
crusts,
Mary. When I was your age I ate every one.
Mary: Do you s...Read the whole joke |
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275 |
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5 |
0 - Teacher: "Why do we have a
Thanksgiving
holiday?"
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas...Read the whole joke |
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272 |
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6 |
0 - Why did the
nutty kid throw a glass of
water out of the window?
He wanted to see a waterfall....Read the whole joke |
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254 |
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7 |
0 - Why did the nutty kid throw butter out
of
the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly....Read the whole joke |
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252 |
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8 |
0 - The teacher asked Simon to say his name
backwards.
"No mis" he replied...Read the whole joke |
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225 |
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9 |
0 - Andy was away from school for 2 days because
he
had a flu. On the third day when he went back to...Read the whole joke |
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10 |
0 - My granddaughter came to spend a few
weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I h...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
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11 |
0 - A sweet little boy
surprised his
grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He
m...Read the whole joke |
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284 |
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12 |
0 - A father is asked by his
friend, "Has
your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"
...Read the whole joke |
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250 |
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13 |
0 - Father: What did you learn in school today
?
Son: That three and three are seven.
Father: Three ...Read the whole joke |
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14 |
0 - Father: You've
got 4 D's and a C on
your report.
Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one...Read the whole joke |
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272 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Mother:
Let me see your report
son.
Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's bee...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Mum: From now on your going to have free
school dinners.
Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school ...Read the whole joke |
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17 |
0 - Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some
grass but you've only
drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes, the...Read the whole joke |
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18 |
0 - Son to his father as they watch television:
"Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had ...Read the whole joke |
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19 |
0 - A whole family was caught in
a small boat
during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but t...Read the whole joke |
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274 |
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20 |
0 - After the baby was baptized,
her
four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat ...Read the whole joke |
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226 |
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21 |
0 - Little
Johnny's class were on an outing
to their local police station where
they saw pictures,...Read the whole joke |
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289 |
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22 |
0 - A
schoolteacher was trying to teach her
six-year old class students how
to say the pledge of a...Read the whole joke |
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589 |
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23 |
Christmas jokes - What do you give a train driver for
Christmas
?
Platform shoes !...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
0 |
24 |
0 - What happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule
be happy !...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
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25 |
0 - Can I have a broken drum for
Christmas?
The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat i...Read the whole joke |
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