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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Sleep Deprivation - In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the objects of s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
2 |
No More Fishing For Baby Sis - A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
3 |
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes - 1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you wrap a baby in a towel sized bib...ba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
4 |
Everyone Is Busy - Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster: (whispering) No, he's bu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
5 |
Toddler\'s Creed - If I want it, it's mine.If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine.If I can take it awa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
471 |
0 |
6 |
Having Children Is Like: - Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having children will turn...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
85 |
0 |
7 |
Let\'s Swear - Mother calls up stairs, "You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast or you'll be late for ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
270 |
0 |
8 |
Kids In College - One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife that they are getting poorer b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
332 |
0 |
9 |
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song) - Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we'll have some fun if it stops r...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
10 |
Youngster Theories - From Matt Groening's very funny "Big Book Of Hell", here are some philosophical theories shared by y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
11 |
Sibling Stories - From Matt Groening's "Big Book Of Hell", here are: 'Lies My Older Brother And Sister Told Me'...The ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
212 |
0 |
12 |
No Oranges - Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I have left?Son: I don't know, because...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
13 |
No Worms Please! - A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who was playing in the yard wi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
14 |
Tired On 1 April - Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a 31 day March!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
15 |
Bottom Start - Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the bottom.Son: But I want to learn to swim?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
16 |
Black Eye - Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by a guided muscl...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
17 |
Crew Cut - What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
18 |
Santa\\\'s Entrance - If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him he comes in through a large ho...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
798 |
0 |
19 |
What is a Teenager? - By Bill AdlerA Teenager is...A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone n...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
20 |
No Batteries? - Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time. He was fast aslee...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
240 |
0 |
21 |
High On a Plane - A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from Chicago to N.Y.The kid...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
22 |
Dead Kitten - A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to one of the kittens. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
23 |
Swallowed A Penny - My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed one evening when we heard so...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
24 |
Brushing the Child - If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn't work, use the other side of th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
25 |
Naming Children - After having quadruplets, the mother named them... Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
347 |
0 |