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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Horny Nurses! - 3 nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's body lying there, with an erection.The first n...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
2 |
Talking Dog - A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to the barstool and sit down. The owner orders ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
365 |
0 |
3 |
Disorder in Court - From a little book called "Disorder in the Court". These are things that people actually said in cou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
267 |
0 |
4 |
Tired gynocologist - What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I'm Bushed!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
5 |
Ring Those Bells - A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback. The bishop...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
6 |
Retarded Duck Farmer - There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money to send one to college. So he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
221 |
0 |
7 |
Why does Clinton... - Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
272 |
0 |
8 |
Princess and the Frog - Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
9 |
Elephant Fart - Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a Bar Room and the o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
10 |
In the beginning... - When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy sessio...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
11 |
Spice Girls - ~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL BEHIND A...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
2.5 |
12 |
Painting in the nude. - Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
301 |
0 |
13 |
Best form of Birth Control - What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
14 |
Speech to the deaf. - An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society. All are kee...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
15 |
Bad Day? - When you're having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, just remember: it ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
277 |
0 |
16 |
Snow blower - How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
17 |
Clinton Strikes again - The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a beer at Bill Clinton during h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
18 |
Drink to Forget - Sign seen in a bar:"Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
19 |
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent - Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you'll make your own bed.Guest: I'll make my own bed....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
20 |
Good Lawyers? - What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good Lawyer knows the law ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
21 |
Smooth Flying - Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. Afte...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
22 |
Two Elderly Ladies - Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiri...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
23 |
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember - I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.The garbage collector is NOT...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
24 |
Air disaster - Poland's worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemeter...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
690 |
0 |
25 |
You might be from a small town if: - 1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure and think of home3. You know...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |