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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? - What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power goes off....Read the whole joke |
Men |
195 |
0 |
2 |
How are men like UFOs? - How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they'r...Read the whole joke |
Men |
296 |
0 |
3 |
If men had PMS, what would happen? - If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cram...Read the whole joke |
Men |
188 |
0 |
4 |
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? - Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital....Read the whole joke |
Men |
137 |
0 |
5 |
Which of the following lines will do a better job... - Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?1) Get away or I'll call...Read the whole joke |
Men |
194 |
0 |
6 |
Three men and a baby - "Three Men And A Baby"........What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back after having ...Read the whole joke |
Men |
308 |
0 |
7 |
What do you do if your bank account stops working? - What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house....Read the whole joke |
Men |
264 |
0 |
8 |
Why do men take showers instead of baths? - Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting....Read the whole joke |
Men |
197 |
0 |
9 |
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? - How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in.The other...Read the whole joke |
Men |
358 |
0 |
10 |
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker... - If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is bald at the back, he is sexy.If he is bald f...Read the whole joke |
Men |
389 |
0 |
11 |
What's the best way to kill a man? - Q: What's the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tel...Read the whole joke |
Men |
300 |
0 |
12 |
What do men and pantyhose have in common? - Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crot...Read the whole joke |
Men |
350 |
0 |
13 |
There was a young man from Kent... - There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in doubleTo save himself tro...Read the whole joke |
Men |
339 |
0 |
14 |
Baldness in Men - As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a well-known fact that when a man i...Read the whole joke |
Men |
314 |
0 |
15 |
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall... - A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lo...Read the whole joke |
Men |
2038 |
0 |
16 |
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? - What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor...Read the whole joke |
Men |
282 |
0 |
17 |
Why don't men get mad cow disease? - A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"...Read the whole joke |
Men |
275 |
0 |
18 |
What is defference between man and Superman? - What is defference between man and Superman?Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears...Read the whole joke |
Men |
262 |
0 |
19 |
When should you care for a man's company? - When should you care for a man's company?When he owns it....Read the whole joke |
Men |
384 |
0 |
20 |
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store... - An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. "Is th...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
1950 |
0 |
21 |
Orange penis - An old man goes to the doctor and says "Dr., I don't know what's wrongwith me. My dick is orange."T...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
334 |
0 |
22 |
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests... - "Look at me." an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash. "I've aged like a fine o...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
2078 |
0 |
23 |
A couple of geezers were sitting... - A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little chat. "How are...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
2155 |
0 |
24 |
An old man goes into the Social Security Office... - An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birt...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
317 |
0 |
25 |
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue... - This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above "You will live...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
334 |
0 |