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Tips to improve your writing - |1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.3. Employ the ...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
273 |
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2 |
A lecture about English - |A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A doubl...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
2221 |
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Types of computer viruses - |Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
654 |
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Bill Gates picks his own punishment - |Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all et...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
299 |
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Would you define OCR? - |OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back i...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
232 |
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Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World - |10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisne...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
317 |
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Floppy disk care - |By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never l...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
323 |
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The problem is at your end - |One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
315 |
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Mailing list users changing light bulbs - |Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hund...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
311 |
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Some possible computer bumper stickers - |1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the c...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
261 |
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Have a Microsoft Christmas - |'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except fat...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
756 |
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Diary of a computer lamer - |July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I've heard is the best online service I can...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
312 |
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The Apple explosion - |OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increase...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
374 |
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Error codes in Windows - |WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger WinErr 002: No Error - Yet WinErr 003: Dynamic linkin...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
662 |
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The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker - |10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He's won the Publisher's Cleari...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
278 |
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The 25 BBS Commandments - |Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou shalt remember thy name and pass...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
475 |
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why the television is better than the World Wide Web - |10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9. When was the last t...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
641 |
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Car break trouble - | Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They w...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
282 |
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Alice is in UNIX land - |"Can you help me? asked Alice."No," said Negative. "I'm looking for a white consultant." Alice poin...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2742 |
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Husband 1.0 - |Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it's a memory ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
312 |
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Great news for Bill Gates - |Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was ve...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
289 |
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Confusion about Y2K - |Dear Boss,I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of thi...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
315 |
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Software development cycle - |1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Pro...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
326 |
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Girlfriend 1.0 software - |Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0)....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
285 |
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Hacker syndrome - |There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to their computers every day....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
308 |
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