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Answer me this jokes - Which of the Himalayas is the
shortest?...Read the whole joke |
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341 |
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2 |
0 - If you tell a joke in the forest, but
nobody laughs, was it a
joke?...Read the whole joke |
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748 |
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3 |
0 - If we are a country committed to free
speech, then why do we have
phone bills?...Read the whole joke |
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351 |
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4 |
0 - Why does an inspiring sight like a
sunrise always have to
take place at such an inconvenient tim...Read the whole joke |
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342 |
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5 |
0 - Why, if the best things in
life are
free, the next-best things are so expensive?...Read the whole joke |
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316 |
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6 |
0 - If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call
it Fed UP?...Read the whole joke |
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324 |
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7 |
Accountant jokes - Why accountants don't read
novels?
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers....Read the whole joke |
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309 |
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8 |
0 - A guy in a bar
leans over to the guy
next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant
joke?"
...Read the whole joke |
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1275 |
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9 |
0 - If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what
does she say?
"Darling, could you tell me about your w...Read the whole joke |
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10 |
0 - A 54-year-old
accountant leaves a letter
for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I
am...Read the whole joke |
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321 |
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11 |
0 - A
business owner tells her friend that
she is desperately searching for an
accountant.
Her ...Read the whole joke |
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324 |
0 |
12 |
0 - A young accountant spends a week at his new
office with the retiring accountant he is replacing....Read the whole joke |
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501 |
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13 |
0 - Q: What is a Budget? A: An
orderly
system for living beyond your means....Read the whole joke |
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322 |
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14 |
0 - How many accountants
does it take to
change a light bulb?
"What kind of answer did you have in ...Read the whole joke |
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328 |
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15 |
0 - What's the definition of an
accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a...Read the whole joke |
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337 |
0 |
16 |
0 - What's the definition of a good tax
accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him....Read the whole joke |
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792 |
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17 |
0 - When does a person decide to become an
accountant?
When he realises he doesn't have the charism...Read the whole joke |
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309 |
0 |
18 |
0 - Why did God invent economists?
So
accountants could have someone to laugh at....Read the whole joke |
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751 |
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19 |
0 - What's an actuary?
An accountant without
the sense of humour....Read the whole joke |
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340 |
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20 |
0 - Why do some accountants
decide to become
actuaries?
They find bookkeeping too exciting....Read the whole joke |
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307 |
0 |
21 |
0 - What do actuaries do to liven up
their
office party?
Invite an accountant....Read the whole joke |
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298 |
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22 |
0 - What does an accountant use for birth
control?
His personality....Read the whole joke |
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320 |
0 |
23 |
0 - What's an extroverted accountant?
One
who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead o...Read the whole joke |
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309 |
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24 |
0 - What do you call an accountant who is seen
talking to someone?
Popular...Read the whole joke |
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325 |
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25 |
0 - What's the definition of unlikely?
A
photo-spread in Playboy titled 'The World's Top Accountants ...Read the whole joke |
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314 |
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