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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper... - A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked almost sensel...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
271 |
0 |
2 |
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks... - On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I come up for a cup of coffee?Girl: Act...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
313 |
0 |
3 |
Brand new - A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.Writhing in agony, he falls...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
296 |
0 |
4 |
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? - Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fr...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
165 |
0 |
5 |
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? - Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice....Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
260 |
0 |
6 |
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw in the lightbulb, and anothe...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
288 |
0 |
7 |
Got something - "Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burgl...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
653 |
0 |
8 |
When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and... - When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his d...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
300 |
0 |
9 |
How about a bridal? - "We'd like a room, please," the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. "We were married this morning...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
272 |
0 |
10 |
Barry took a girl out on her first date... - Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into a secluded area around midnight, ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
305 |
0 |
11 |
A man was complaining to a friend... - A man was complaining to a friend."I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
232 |
0 |
12 |
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says... - Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, "My wife isn't as much fun as she used to be."The m...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
271 |
0 |
13 |
Two mates are having a chat over a beer... - Two mates are having a chat over a beer."Do you like sheilas with bad body odour and bad breath?"one...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
164 |
0 |
14 |
What did I do? - "Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"she said looking lovingly into her husband...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
235 |
0 |
15 |
A man answers the phone and has the following... - A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Glady...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
245 |
0 |
16 |
The angry wife met her husband at the door... - The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered w...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
270 |
0 |
17 |
Three acurate guesses - One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered her eyes ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
152 |
0 |
18 |
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling... - John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and hugs Mary, and sits...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
281 |
0 |
19 |
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says... - A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
283 |
0 |
20 |
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet... - Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this world?Because they already hav...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
208 |
0 |
21 |
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed... - A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed a...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
2296 |
0 |
22 |
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
1980 |
0 |
23 |
Daddy, where did I come from? - "Daddy?" the kid asked his father. "Where did I come from?""Ask your mother," he replied."I did," th...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
232 |
0 |
24 |
The young immigrant couple had just left the... - The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens."I...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
248 |
0 |
25 |
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for... - A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she w...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
281 |
0 |