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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Apologetic Spouse - Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have a newborn infant and childre...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
750 |
0 |
2 |
Responsible Husband - My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually responsible ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
247 |
0 |
3 |
Divorce Can Wait - A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to her, "Our marriage has never...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
240 |
0 |
4 |
Who\'s Child? - James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed to end it and ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
395 |
0 |
5 |
Cause Hearing Loss In Men - What's the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say she wants to talk to him....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
238 |
0 |
6 |
How To Get A Man To Leave - How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his feelings....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
276 |
0 |
7 |
Why Men Can\'t Show True Feelings - Why don't men often show their true feelings?Because they don't have feelings....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
307 |
0 |
8 |
Men And Cats Similar? - How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They're both afraid of the vacuum cle...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
215 |
0 |
9 |
Change Toilet Paper? - How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows. It has never happened....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
215 |
0 |
10 |
Why Women Make Less - A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute... The feminist was arguing over the different pay s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
276 |
0 |
11 |
Chauvinist Pigs...Bulb? - How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let the bitch do it by her...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
12 |
Reason For Divorce - One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that those men who promised tha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
259 |
0 |
13 |
Why Divorce Now? - After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then asks, "How c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
14 |
On Alimony - Alimony:1) A contraction of the term "all-his-money".2) A splitting headache.3) It's the screwing yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
15 |
On Divorce - Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached...Tis better to have loved and lost....than have to l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
16 |
Learning to Pick Up Toys - Dad: Look at this room. It's a mess. When will our kids start picking up toys?Mom: When they have ki...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
132 |
0 |
17 |
Our Peak Mental Activity - The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we know all the questio...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
18 |
Different Balls - A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of a time telling them apart. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
19 |
Guide To Parenthood - The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not just a m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
20 |
Tell On You Too! - I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son who was about 5 or6. He was being a brat a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
21 |
Why Two Nostrils? - A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year old daughter asked her wh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
22 |
Laws of Household Physics - Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as every other law in the unive...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
634 |
0 |
23 |
Rough Boys - A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"Her mother replied, "No, y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
24 |
Help Me Ring the Bell - Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy trying to reach the doorbell....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
25 |
Sleep Deprivation - In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the objects of s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |