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Cow jokes - Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of
humor?
A: Laughing stock....Read the whole joke |
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344 |
0 |
2 |
0 - What did the farmer call the cow that would not
give him any milk ?
An udder failure !...Read the whole joke |
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345 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.
Farmer: Not
bunch, herd.
Camper: Heard what?
Farmer: Of cow...Read the whole joke |
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289 |
0 |
4 |
0 - Why do cows wear bells
around their
necks?
Because their horns don't work....Read the whole joke |
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349 |
0 |
5 |
0 - A man climbed over a fence into a
field to pick
some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby.
Say, f...Read the whole joke |
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352 |
0 |
6 |
Cowboy jokes - The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire
seats
in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher c...Read the whole joke |
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300 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Three cowboys
were hanging out in the
bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex,"
said the first...Read the whole joke |
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281 |
0 |
8 |
0 - The cowboy
was trying to buy a health
insurance policy. The insurance agent was
going down the...Read the whole joke |
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428 |
0 |
9 |
0 - Teacher: When do
astronauts eat?
Pupil:
At launch time!...Read the whole joke |
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371 |
0 |
10 |
0 - A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are
to be executed on the same day. The day comes, an...Read the whole joke |
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369 |
0 |
11 |
Criminal jokes - Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to
prison. During his stay, he got along well with the gua...Read the whole joke |
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665 |
0 |
12 |
0 - A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was
about to be
executed.
"Have you any last reque...Read the whole joke |
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378 |
0 |
13 |
0 - Two men,
sentenced to die in the electric
chair on the same day were led down to
the room in w...Read the whole joke |
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435 |
0 |
14 |
0 - A prisoner at
the Edmonton Max started
training a large fly to do tricks.
For years, for thou...Read the whole joke |
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474 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Why do they put a suicide watch on death row
prisoners? Why
would you care if a man you're plann...Read the whole joke |
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692 |
0 |
16 |
Dance jokes - Q. What do you have when only one line dancer
comes to your party?
A. A One Liner!...Read the whole joke |
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1491 |
0.5 |
17 |
0 - Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the
dance
Shoot the Rooster?
A. A Pair of Shoot (par...Read the whole joke |
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1368 |
0 |
18 |
0 - Q. What do you call a one legged
linedancer?
A. Eileen (I Lean)...Read the whole joke |
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1354 |
0 |
19 |
0 - Q. Where do tired linedancers go for
Breakfast?
A. Ihop...Read the whole joke |
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1389 |
0 |
20 |
0 - Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last
night. I
dreamed I was with twelve of the most...Read the whole joke |
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1438 |
0 |
21 |
Dead and dying jokes - A woman goes into the local newspaper
office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased ...Read the whole joke |
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474 |
0 |
22 |
0 - A Packer fan was enjoying himself at
the game in a packed Lambeau Field,
until he noticed an em...Read the whole joke |
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417 |
0 |
23 |
0 - A woman goes into a funeral home to make
arrangements
for her
husband's funeral. She tells the ...Read the whole joke |
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408 |
0 |
24 |
0 - Sam was on his death bed, and his wife
and children were
gathered
around him. Suddenly the arom...Read the whole joke |
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485 |
1.5 |
25 |
0 - What's the difference between a very
old, shaggy Yeti and a dead
bee?
One's a seedy beast and ...Read the whole joke |
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388 |
0 |