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Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
I think that I'm a chicken - |Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this be...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
347 |
0 |
2 |
This dog is acting bad - |While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
661 |
0 |
3 |
Cat technical support problems - |This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular cus...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
683 |
0 |
4 |
Investigating a terrible accident - |There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey whic...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
372 |
0 |
5 |
Animals Q & A - |Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2407 |
0 |
6 |
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password - |9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." 8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. 7. You f...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
700 |
0 |
7 |
Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
382 |
0 |
8 |
Buy alligator shoes - |A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. Howeve...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
441 |
0 |
9 |
Cow on train tracks - |A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conduc...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
446 |
0 |
10 |
Two angry neighbors - |Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teac...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
436 |
0 |
11 |
Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo - |1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
371 |
0 |
12 |
Sounds of the Wild - |A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow sa...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
1812 |
0 |
13 |
Giving Cats Pills - |INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
637 |
0 |
14 |
The Feline Diet - |Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never h...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
334 |
0 |
15 |
Dogs and Light Bulbs - |How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any w...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
287 |
0 |
16 |
Horses at the Race - |A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
371 |
0 |
17 |
Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
397 |
0 |
18 |
Looking to buy a frog? - |A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
259 |
0 |
19 |
Arriving home very drunk - |A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
50738 |
0 |
20 |
I didn't get any money this time - |A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
314 |
0 |
21 |
You looked a lot like my wife - |A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
266 |
0 |
22 |
Making a bet at a bar - |Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
320 |
0 |
23 |
A nun arrives at the local bar - |John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good ab...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
2865 |
0 |
24 |
Newly issued alcohol warnings - |The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
325 |
0 |
25 |
Reasons to allow drinking at work - |The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, y...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
705 |
0 |