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Category |
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What is your date of birth? - Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
308 |
0 |
2 |
On Jeopardy - On Jeopardy...TREBEK: The category is "Political Subversion". The answer is: Thisentity is dedicate...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
243 |
0 |
3 |
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box? - What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket is what little red r...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
310 |
0 |
4 |
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll... - Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he leaves the factory? A: Two T...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
270 |
0 |
5 |
What is grosser than gross? - Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
295 |
0 |
6 |
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant... - Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
285 |
0 |
7 |
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict... - The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it's now illegal to print a picture of a missing fat ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
307 |
0 |
8 |
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy... - An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. "When it all boiled...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
425 |
0 |
9 |
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk... - A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn a pregnant topless dancer got on the bar and...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
365 |
0 |
10 |
Many moons - There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so he looked inside, and lo and be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
340 |
0 |
11 |
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head? - What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
12 |
Why did the pervert cross the road? - Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
0 |
13 |
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle? - Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A: Wipe it off and say you're sorry....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
232 |
0 |
14 |
Why do Farts stink? - Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
263 |
0 |
15 |
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery... - Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain merged with the A & P?Yup..now ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
290 |
0 |
16 |
What does ADIDAS stand for? - What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
275 |
0 |
17 |
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital... - Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets on the train and is seat...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
219 |
0 |
18 |
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? - Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah...the cops got nothing to ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
295 |
0 |
19 |
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby? - What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha... your dad's a jerk off!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0 |
20 |
What to do - Damn...did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah...I didn't know wether to smile ba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
0 |
21 |
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth? - What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
22 |
The man walked past the armored car and hears... - The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped closer to hear what ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
109 |
0 |
23 |
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked... - I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
318 |
0 |
24 |
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women... - A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting over his attentions....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
221 |
0 |
25 |
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid... - A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked her, "How many children d...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
601 |
0 |