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Aviation jokes - A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool
on the aviation frequencies.
This was his firs...Read the whole joke |
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312 |
0 |
2 |
0 - A student was heading home for the holidays.
When she got to
the airline counter, she presented ...Read the whole joke |
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325 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Brendan had spent a week
visiting his
family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old
...Read the whole joke |
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287 |
0 |
4 |
0 - Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the
other day, a
passenger noticed that the "Fasten Sea...Read the whole joke |
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5 |
0 - An airline pilot was scheduled to take a
flight from New York to Los
Angeles. The weather was to...Read the whole joke |
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335 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this
announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen...Read the whole joke |
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335 |
2.5 |
7 |
0 - The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport
were often short-tempered. They not only expected yo...Read the whole joke |
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307 |
0 |
8 |
0 - From a
Southwest Airlines employee: "There
may be 50 ways to leave your
lover, but there are o...Read the whole joke |
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272 |
0 |
9 |
0 - Pilot says:
"Folks, we have reached our
cruising altitude now, so I am going to
switch the sea...Read the whole joke |
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293 |
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10 |
0 - United
Airlines FA: "Ladies and
Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our
Captain has...Read the whole joke |
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339 |
0 |
11 |
0 - From the pilot during his welcome message:
"We are pleased to have some of the best flight atten...Read the whole joke |
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312 |
0 |
12 |
0 - Another flight
Attendant's comment on a
less than perfect landing: "We ask you to
please remai...Read the whole joke |
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277 |
0 |
13 |
0 - An
airline pilot wrote that on this
particular flight he had hammered his
ship into the runway...Read the whole joke |
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304 |
0 |
14 |
0 - After a real crusher of a landing in
Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gen...Read the whole joke |
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276 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival
announcement: "We'd like to
thank you folks for flying with...Read the whole joke |
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298 |
0 |
16 |
0 - Overheard on an American Airlines flight into
Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy...Read the whole joke |
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317 |
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17 |
0 - It was mealtime on a small airline and the
flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like...Read the whole joke |
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686 |
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18 |
0 - An airplane pilot dies at the controls.
He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the 'newly arriv...Read the whole joke |
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284 |
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19 |
0 - How does the captain know the aircraft is
safely at the ramp?
Both the engines and the co-pilot s...Read the whole joke |
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336 |
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20 |
0 - After the first
takeoff of the fully
automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing,
re...Read the whole joke |
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987 |
0 |
21 |
0 - As the airliner was preparing to land in
Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noti...Read the whole joke |
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284 |
0 |
22 |
0 - While cruising at 40,000
feet, the
airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window.
"G...Read the whole joke |
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278 |
0 |
23 |
0 - An airplane was flying from LA to New York.
About an
hour into the flight, the pilot announced, ...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
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24 |
0 - Taxiing down the tarmac,
the jetliner
abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. ...Read the whole joke |
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326 |
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25 |
0 - A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a
landing at an airport
they had never been to before...Read the whole joke |
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312 |
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