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Answer me this jokes - Why don't sheep shrink when it
rains?...Read the whole joke |
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348 |
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2 |
0 - If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do
they make TEFLON stick to the
pan?...Read the whole joke |
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373 |
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3 |
0 - If you are driving at the speed of light
and you turn on your
head-lights, what happens?...Read the whole joke |
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337 |
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4 |
0 - Why is brassiere singular and panties
plural?...Read the whole joke |
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404 |
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5 |
0 - If all the nations in the world are in
the debt, where did all the
money go?...Read the whole joke |
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725 |
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6 |
0 - Why do we drive on parkways when we park
on driveways?...Read the whole joke |
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773 |
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7 |
0 - Why are they called apartments when they
are all stuck
together?...Read the whole joke |
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307 |
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8 |
0 - How does AVON find so many women willing
to take orders
?...Read the whole joke |
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347 |
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9 |
0 - If the world is getting smaller, why do
postal rates keep going
up?...Read the whole joke |
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314 |
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10 |
0 - Consider one of the most perplexing
questions of our time: Where do'
solutions go when a candida...Read the whole joke |
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335 |
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11 |
0 - Don't you just hate the blatant
materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to ...Read the whole joke |
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348 |
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12 |
0 - If a word in a dictionary were
misspelled, how would we
know?...Read the whole joke |
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362 |
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13 |
0 - If necessity is the mother of invention,
why does so much unnecessary
stuff get invented?...Read the whole joke |
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683 |
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14 |
0 - Why is it that when you're driving and
looking
for an address, you turn the radio down?...Read the whole joke |
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15 |
0 - If olive oil comes from
olives,
where does baby oil come from?...Read the whole joke |
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16 |
0 - Which of the Himalayas is the
shortest?...Read the whole joke |
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342 |
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17 |
0 - If you tell a joke in the forest, but
nobody laughs, was it a
joke?...Read the whole joke |
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18 |
0 - If we are a country committed to free
speech, then why do we have
phone bills?...Read the whole joke |
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351 |
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19 |
0 - Why does an inspiring sight like a
sunrise always have to
take place at such an inconvenient tim...Read the whole joke |
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342 |
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20 |
0 - Why, if the best things in
life are
free, the next-best things are so expensive?...Read the whole joke |
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316 |
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21 |
0 - If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call
it Fed UP?...Read the whole joke |
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325 |
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22 |
Accountant jokes - Why accountants don't read
novels?
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers....Read the whole joke |
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310 |
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23 |
0 - A guy in a bar
leans over to the guy
next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant
joke?"
...Read the whole joke |
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24 |
0 - If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what
does she say?
"Darling, could you tell me about your w...Read the whole joke |
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897 |
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25 |
0 - A 54-year-old
accountant leaves a letter
for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I
am...Read the whole joke |
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321 |
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