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Aviation jokes - LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check
Tower: It's Thursday, Sir....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Pilot: Tower, there's a runway light
burning.
Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights
b...Read the whole joke |
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3 |
0 - Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're
number one,
check for workers on the taxiway.
Pilot: Roger ..... ...Read the whole joke |
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328 |
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0 - Tower:
Mission triple-three, do you have
problems?
Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.
To...Read the whole joke |
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334 |
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0 - Tower: Cannot read you, say again!
Pilot:
Again!...Read the whole joke |
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6 |
0 - Tower: What's your heigth and
position?
Pilot: Well, I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft
declaring emergency about two hours ago ?
Pilot: Nega...Read the whole joke |
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0 - "Should the cabin
lose pressure, oxygen
masks will drop from the overhead area. Please
place t...Read the whole joke |
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0 - USAir recently introduced a special
half
fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on busine...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student
pilot, I am out of
fuel."
Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345...Read the whole joke |
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0 - As migration approached, two elderly vultures
doubted they could make the trip south, so they de...Read the whole joke |
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754 |
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0 - A military cargo plane, flying over a
populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose do...Read the whole joke |
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340 |
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0 - A small two-seater Cessna
152 plane
crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central
Po...Read the whole joke |
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0 - On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised
to see a parrot strapped
in next to him. He asks t...Read the whole joke |
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373 |
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0 - A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in
the
first class section of the plane. The stewarde...Read the whole joke |
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338 |
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0 - An airliner was having engine
trouble,
and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passe...Read the whole joke |
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352 |
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0 - A man jumps out of an airplane with a
parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss c...Read the whole joke |
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0 - "This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf
of my
crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British ...Read the whole joke |
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372 |
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0 - Bill Clinton,
Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al
Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air
Force 1 o...Read the whole joke |
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356 |
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0 - One day at a busy
airport, the passengers
on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the
...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A blonde gets
an opportunity to fly to a
nearby country. She has never been on an
airplane any...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural
America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilize...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A
blind man was describing his favorite
sport, parachuting. When asked
how this was accomplish...Read the whole joke |
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365 |
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0 - At the airport for a business trip, I settled
down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate...Read the whole joke |
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718 |
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0 - It was a few days before Christmas. The trip
went reasonably well,
and he was ready to go back h...Read the whole joke |
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