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Bus jokes - Conductor, this bus
was very slow!
Oh, I
expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!...Read the whole joke |
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292 |
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2 |
0 - Have you
heard that all the buses and trains
are stopping today?
No. Is there a strike?
No, ...Read the whole joke |
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230 |
0 |
3 |
0 - What have I got in
my hands?
A double
decker bus!
You looked!...Read the whole joke |
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267 |
0 |
4 |
0 - Do buses and trains run on time?
Usually, yes.
No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains ...Read the whole joke |
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290 |
0 |
5 |
0 - Does this bus stop at the river?
If it
doesn't there'll be a very big splash....Read the whole joke |
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246 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Conductor, do you stop
at the Savoy Hotel?
I should say not, on my salary!...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
0 |
7 |
0 - 'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the
driver
before he closed the door.
'No,' called a lady, '...Read the whole joke |
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340 |
0 |
8 |
0 - Janet: What's the
difference between a cake
and a school bus ?
Jill: I don't know.
Janet: I'm ...Read the whole joke |
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312 |
0 |
9 |
0 - Have you seen the bus website?
Yes - it's just
the ticket!...Read the whole joke |
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319 |
0 |
10 |
0 - Which end of a bus is it best to get
off?
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop....Read the whole joke |
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221 |
0 |
11 |
0 - What is the difference between a
bus driver
and a cold?
One knows the stops, the other stops th...Read the whole joke |
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281 |
0 |
12 |
0 - What "bus" crossed
the ocean?
Columbus....Read the whole joke |
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243 |
0 |
13 |
0 - What do you call a man with a double decker bus on
his head
?
The deceased !...Read the whole joke |
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603 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a
bus driver.
Witch: Well, I won't stand in yo...Read the whole joke |
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274 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Q: What is a bus ?
A: A bus is a vehicle that
runs twice as fast when you are after it as
when ...Read the whole joke |
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264 |
0 |
16 |
0 - Why didn't anyone take the school bus to
school?
I wouldn't fit through the door....Read the whole joke |
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249 |
0 |
17 |
Cannibal jokes - How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give him a helping hand....Read the whole joke |
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1229 |
0 |
18 |
0 - What happened when the cannibals ate a
comedian?
They had a feast of fun....Read the whole joke |
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1232 |
0 |
19 |
0 - What happens if you upset a cannibal?
You
get into hot water....Read the whole joke |
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1132 |
0 |
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0 - What did the cannibal say when he came home
and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?...Read the whole joke |
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1186 |
0 |
21 |
0 - What did the cannibal say when
he was
full?
I couldn't eat another mortal....Read the whole joke |
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1228 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching....Read the whole joke |
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1228 |
0 |
23 |
0 - What happened when the cannibal ate the
speaking clock?
It repeated on him....Read the whole joke |
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1245 |
0 |
24 |
0 - How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian....Read the whole joke |
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1089 |
0 |
25 |
0 - What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Baked Beings....Read the whole joke |
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1149 |
0 |