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Category |
Hits |
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Hair and bald jokes - Why does a barber never shave a man with
a
wooden leg?
Because he always uses a razor....Read the whole joke |
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282 |
0 |
2 |
0 - Barber: Your hair is getting grey,
Sir.
Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?...Read the whole joke |
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292 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Barber: And how
old are you, little
man?
Fred: Eight.
Barber: And do you want a haircut?
F...Read the whole joke |
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250 |
0 |
4 |
0 - My barber is a specialist in road map
shaves.
How come?
When he's finished, your face is ful...Read the whole joke |
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581 |
0 |
5 |
0 - Barber: Were
you wearing a red scarf
when you came in? Customer: No.
Barber: Oh dear! Then I m...Read the whole joke |
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256 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor my
hair keeps falling
out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?
Yes, here is...Read the whole joke |
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242 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Why did the bald man go outside ?
To
get some fresh hair !...Read the whole joke |
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960 |
0 |
8 |
0 - When can you dive in a swimming pool and
not
get your hair wet ?
When your bald !...Read the whole joke |
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757 |
0 |
9 |
0 - Janet came home from school and asked
her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair la...Read the whole joke |
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792 |
0 |
10 |
0 - Teacher: I see
you don't cut your
hair any longer.
Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter....Read the whole joke |
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620 |
0 |
11 |
0 - Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair
all down her back.
Harry: Pity it's not on her head!...Read the whole joke |
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239 |
0 |
12 |
0 - Is that your face or are you
wearing
your hair back to front today?...Read the whole joke |
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1177 |
0 |
13 |
0 - What do you get if you cross a
hairdresser with a werewolf?
A monster with an all-over perm....Read the whole joke |
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268 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Customer: Couldn't you see I was going
bald?
Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me....Read the whole joke |
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645 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Customer: Why did
you take off so
much hair?
Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it....Read the whole joke |
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318 |
0 |
16 |
0 - Customer: Why doesn't my
hairline
look good?
Barber: It's on the same old head....Read the whole joke |
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0 |
17 |
0 - Customer: Why is my hairline
receding?
Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing....Read the whole joke |
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662 |
0 |
18 |
0 - Karen: Have you noticed
that Daddy
is getting taller ?
Sharon: No, why ?
Karen: His head is st...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
0 |
19 |
0 - Who never gets his hair wet in the
shower? A bald man....Read the whole joke |
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628 |
0 |
20 |
0 - What do you call a high-priced barber
shop?
A clip joint....Read the whole joke |
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251 |
0 |
21 |
0 - For what person do all men take off
their hats?
The barber....Read the whole joke |
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249 |
0 |
22 |
0 - If the Pilgrims came over on the
Mayflower, how did the
barbers arrive?
On clipper ships....Read the whole joke |
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241 |
0 |
23 |
0 - How can you avoid falling hair?
Get
out of the way....Read the whole joke |
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595 |
0 |
24 |
0 - Why was the lady's hair
angry?
Because she was always teasing it....Read the whole joke |
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1424 |
0 |
25 |
0 - Why did the bald man put a rabbit
on
his head?
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair)....Read the whole joke |
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208 |
0 |