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Baby jokes - A distraught mum rushed into the back
yard,
where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You
rock-et....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby
sister?
I'd much rather have a jelly baby....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs
Bigger's
baby?
Mrs Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigg...Read the whole joke |
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263 |
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0 - Do you like your
new baby sister?
She's
all right.
Do you play with her?
No, and we can't ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in
weight in
two weeks by drinking elephant's milk....Read the whole joke |
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0 - How do you get a paper baby?
Marry an old
bag....Read the whole joke |
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294 |
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0 - What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?
Where's Pop Corn?...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why is a baby like an diamond?
Because it's
a dear little thing....Read the whole joke |
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0 - When a baby is learning to eat,
shouldn't he
have an L-plate?...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why did the baby monster put his father
in
the freezer?
Because he wanted frozen pop....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Mum, is it true my baby sister came
from
Heaven?
Yes, that's right.
Well, I don't blame God ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Three men were discussing at a bar about
coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What did
the Pharaohs use to keep their
babies quiet?
Egyptian dummies....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the
crib?
Daughter: You told me to change the baby....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: How many baby sitters
does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: None, They don't make Pampers...Read the whole joke |
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270 |
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0 - Dewey and Odell met
on the Brownsville main
street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and
yore w...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks,
"Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Su...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q:
Where does a white baby go when it dies?
A: Heaven
Q: What does it get?
A: Wings
...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A:
Michael Jackson's hand !!...Read the whole joke |
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274 |
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0 - Q: What's pink and red and can't turn
round
in a corridor?
A: A baby with a javellin through i...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A family of ducks were
walking down the road
when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys
in blue?
Because they can't dress themselves....Read the whole joke |
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0 - I got a letter from my sister.
She just had a
baby. But she didn't say whether it's a boy or gir...Read the whole joke |
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