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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Biting Nails - Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. "I do wish that my Elmer would stop biting...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
2 |
101 Ways To Annoy People - 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
102 |
0 |
3 |
Criminal Hall of Shame - Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people -- many of whom use their stupidity for pers...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
4 |
Cannibal Food - Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender mi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
5 |
10 commandments - The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There was...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
85 |
0 |
6 |
Digital clock - Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no hands!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
7 |
The carburettor - "The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburettor." "How d...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
8 |
Two zebras pondering - Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black st...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
9 |
Naming the Twins - A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of con...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
670 |
0 |
10 |
Pick up line - Q.What's te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get in the truck!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
11 |
Dat Ain't Bubba - Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so badly burned that the morgue needed som...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
676 |
0 |
12 |
Eucalyptus Road - Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send someone out immediately...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
13 |
cornflakes - Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had been using extrem...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
14 |
Arkansas - .. 3 million people, 15 last names....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
265 |
0 |
15 |
A Rock Solid Defense - A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand and asked t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
287 |
0 |
16 |
A Redneck Christmas - You know you're a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
298 |
0 |
17 |
Redneck Dating practice - You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet women!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
18 |
Redneck Circumcision - Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
19 |
Redneck and a Trailer - Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
236 |
0 |
20 |
One for the Volunteers - Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know why birds fl...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
246 |
0 |
21 |
New Rooster - An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still d...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
227 |
0 |
22 |
My Pa Won't Like It - A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
339 |
0 |
23 |
Martha Stewart's Rules for Rednecks - GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shoot...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
241 |
0 |
24 |
Last Ditch Effort - Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
731 |
0 |
25 |
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama - This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
719 |
0 |