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Journalist jokes - Reporter: What made you
go out on that
dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?
...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: How many
journalists does it take to
screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to report it as an...Read the whole joke |
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3 |
0 - Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of
the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you get if you cross a sports
reporter with a vegetable ?
A common tater !...Read the whole joke |
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1164 |
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5 |
0 - What do you get if you cross a newsreader
and a toad
?
A croaksman !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you get if you cross a ghost and a
newsreader ?
A spooksman !...Read the whole joke |
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7 |
0 - What do you get if you cross a radio music
presenter
with Match of the Day ?
DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A weather forecaster took a job in another
part of the country. When asked why he transferred he...Read the whole joke |
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243 |
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0 - An honest weatherman says, "Today's
forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm
w...Read the whole joke |
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251 |
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10 |
0 - Who do you think was sent to cover the
story of the baby lion born in the
zoo? A cub reporter....Read the whole joke |
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243 |
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0 - Q: How many publishers does it take to
change a
lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two ...Read the whole joke |
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12 |
0 - Q: How many editors does it take to change
a lightbulb?
A: It was supposed to be in place last we...Read the whole joke |
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258 |
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Judge jokes - The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones ,do
you understand that you have sworn to tell the tru...Read the whole joke |
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270 |
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0 - The judge said to
his dentist: "Pull my
tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the
tooth."...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
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0 - Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a
thousand
dollars?"
Defendant: "Yes, it's true."...Read the whole joke |
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0 - People who love
sausage and respect the law
should never watch either being made....Read the whole joke |
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0 - A
young woman was appearing in court to face
a public disorder charge. The
charges were read o...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A prosecuting attorney called his first witness,
a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. H...Read the whole joke |
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253 |
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0 - Prosecutor: Did you kill the
victim?
Defendant: No, I did not.
Prosecutor: Do you know what the ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Judge: All your responses to the questions must
be
oral. Do you understand?
A: Yes
Judge: What...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Judge: Are you married?
A. No, I'm
divorced.
Judge. And what did your husband do before you divo...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Judge: Your first marriage
was terminated by
death?
A: Yes, by death.
Judge: And by whose deat...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to
the basement, is that correct?
A: Yes.
Judge: A...Read the whole joke |
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253 |
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0 - Judge: What is your
relationship with the
plaintiff?
A: She is my daughter.
Judge: Was she you...Read the whole joke |
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243 |
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0 - Judge: Doctor, how
many autopsies have you
performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are on...Read the whole joke |
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