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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together... - Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
130 |
0 |
2 |
Do you smoke after sex? - Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I've never looked...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
159 |
0 |
3 |
Ghost sex - At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Mo...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
208 |
0 |
4 |
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda... - Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old tim...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
161 |
0 |
5 |
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him... - A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and tal...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
610 |
0 |
6 |
A 70-year-old man has never been married... - A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is l...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
685 |
2.5 |
7 |
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18... - An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got into bed the night after the wedding, he ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
153 |
0 |
8 |
Flavoured condoms - I recently tried some of these new 'flavoured' condoms. I bought one of each flavour they had, and t...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
540 |
0 |
9 |
What is the difference between erotic and kinky? - Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather... kinky is using th...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
113 |
0 |
10 |
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model... - The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front ti...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
183 |
0 |
11 |
Together again - Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband dies. She remarrie...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
124 |
0 |
12 |
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy... - A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom out of h...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
517 |
0 |
13 |
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson... - A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. Afte...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
148 |
0 |
14 |
Twice a day - This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
159 |
0 |
15 |
Every precaution - I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla. "But I thought you said y...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
558 |
0 |
16 |
A guy's fingering his girlfriend... - A guy's fingering his girlfriend.She says, "Would you take off your ring? It's hurting me."He says, ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
184 |
0 |
17 |
Lightbulbs for dinner - Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
515 |
0 |
18 |
Do you know what a Yankee is? - Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you're by yourself...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
180 |
0 |
19 |
A nun is walking down a deserted road when... - A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and starts raping her. After the rapist i...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
496 |
0 |
20 |
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? - Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A tea bag....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
147 |
0 |
21 |
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much? - How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb in her ass, AND yer middle-finger ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
150 |
0 |
22 |
How is sex like air? - How is sex like air?It's no big thing unless you aren't getting any....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
178 |
0 |
23 |
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked... - Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, "Do you ever get to feeling horny?...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
194 |
0 |
24 |
Sexually active - A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,"IS YOUR DAUG...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
230 |
0 |
25 |
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace... - If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love?Th...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
216 |
0 |