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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
I'm just trying to be helpful - |A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Want...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
272 |
0 |
2 |
They are stopped by the police - |John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the poli...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
599 |
0 |
3 |
A seal visits a local bar - |A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "What's you...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
2407 |
0 |
4 |
A man takes the ferry home from work - |John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat h...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
2808 |
0 |
5 |
Female hormones in beer - |Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormo...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
299 |
0 |
6 |
A very depressed man - |There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
2897 |
0 |
7 |
Where is this bus going? - |A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly wo...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
288 |
0 |
8 |
Three vampires go to a bar - |Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
263 |
0 |
9 |
Does your dog bite? - |A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?""No...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
283 |
0 |
10 |
A golf club visits a local bar - |A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to ser...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
2657 |
0 |
11 |
I am afraid of that tarmac - |A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
327 |
0 |
12 |
I don't owe anything for this drink - |The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, plea...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
311 |
0 |
13 |
A brain goes to a local bar - |A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and sa...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
3096 |
1.75 |
14 |
The wife is not speaking to me - |One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. A...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
290 |
0 |
15 |
If she went out with me - |A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn't smell...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
279 |
0 |
16 |
Who gave you those black eyes? - |A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appea...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
269 |
0 |
17 |
Free drinks for everyone - |One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me incl...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
345 |
0 |
18 |
This pill allows you to fly - |A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the win...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
307 |
0 |
19 |
I'll trust you that you paid - |A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
328 |
0 |
20 |
Driving home very drunk - |It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a st...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
304 |
0 |
21 |
I get so drunk that I imagine things - |The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a fr...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
318 |
0 |
22 |
The Beer Prayer - |Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in the travern.Give...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
664 |
0 |
23 |
I'm trying to prove a point - |A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to q...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
415 |
0 |
24 |
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past - |A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes t...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
2768 |
0 |
25 |
There is a monkey in the bar - |A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is look...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
626 |
0 |