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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Man walks into a supermarket and buys... - Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1 loaf of bread 1 p...Read the whole joke |
Men |
256 |
0 |
2 |
How do you scare a man? - How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice....Read the whole joke |
Men |
273 |
0 |
3 |
What food best describes a man? - What food best describes a man? Jerky...Read the whole joke |
Men |
218 |
0 |
4 |
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? - Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he's plugged into a woman!...Read the whole joke |
Men |
142 |
0 |
5 |
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? - Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parti...Read the whole joke |
Men |
147 |
0 |
6 |
These two guys had just gotten divorces... - These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with wom...Read the whole joke |
Men |
260 |
0 |
7 |
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll? - Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you turn it over!Sent by gms38...Read the whole joke |
Men |
235 |
0 |
8 |
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking... - Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a c...Read the whole joke |
Men |
289 |
0 |
9 |
Whats the difference between pink and purple? - Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip....Read the whole joke |
Men |
216 |
0 |
10 |
How many honest, intelligent, caring men... - How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of th...Read the whole joke |
Men |
278 |
0 |
11 |
Is he still wrong? - If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he st...Read the whole joke |
Men |
285 |
0 |
12 |
The Bachelor Diet - The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while b...Read the whole joke |
Men |
633 |
0 |
13 |
Another costume - A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam." The gi...Read the whole joke |
Men |
2221 |
0 |
14 |
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? - Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind2. No business....Read the whole joke |
Men |
308 |
0 |
15 |
Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? - Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?A: It changes their blood type....Read the whole joke |
Men |
224 |
0 |
16 |
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things? - Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has an Adam's apple that isn't an apple...Read the whole joke |
Men |
234 |
0 |
17 |
If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have... - Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day,?.what do single guys have?A: Palm Su...Read the whole joke |
Men |
291 |
0 |
18 |
How does a man show he's planning for the future? - Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one....Read the whole joke |
Men |
301 |
0 |
19 |
Why do men die before their wives? - Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to....Read the whole joke |
Men |
173 |
2 |
20 |
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited? - Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He's Breathing....Read the whole joke |
Men |
242 |
0 |
21 |
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire... - Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the bravado for w...Read the whole joke |
Men |
318 |
0 |
22 |
What did the man say when he walked... - Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah...Read the whole joke |
Men |
298 |
0 |
23 |
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man... - Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimula...Read the whole joke |
Men |
159 |
0 |
24 |
Dissapointing - Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?A. No phone numbers....Read the whole joke |
Men |
276 |
0 |
25 |
Why do men name their penises? - Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person w...Read the whole joke |
Men |
154 |
0 |