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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
family vehicle - your family is so poor.......... the family vehicle is a skateboard....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
620 |
0 |
2 |
What's that thing on your Neck? - Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
577 |
0 |
3 |
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!! - Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
635 |
0 |
4 |
you are so stupid... - You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
617 |
0 |
5 |
Moving - I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
250 |
0 |
6 |
Your Family Is So Poor - Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, ?...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
246 |
0 |
7 |
Your Dad's Like Cement - You dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
617 |
0 |
8 |
Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
376 |
0 |
9 |
Yo Family Is So Poor... - Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your wh...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
597 |
0 |
10 |
You're so stupid... Police - You're so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
262 |
0 |
11 |
grammar correction - A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Okl...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
288 |
0 |
12 |
Church Sunday - Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. "You know," said the first friend, "I can al...Read the whole joke |
Golf Jokes |
288 |
0 |
13 |
The Politically Correct Country Club - Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally correct?Instead of sa...Read the whole joke |
Golf Jokes |
320 |
0 |
14 |
LOFT - Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer teed off and hit a dribbl...Read the whole joke |
Golf Jokes |
285 |
0 |
15 |
Definitions - Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again after swin...Read the whole joke |
Golf Jokes |
266 |
0 |
16 |
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman - Q: What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies he doesn't have to b...Read the whole joke |
Golf Jokes |
231 |
0 |
17 |
Four worst words - Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?A: It's still your turn!...Read the whole joke |
Golf Jokes |
241 |
0 |
18 |
Disorder in the Court! - These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
663 |
0 |
19 |
A man and his Alligator - A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?""Of course w...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
71722 |
0 |
20 |
My dad's a Lawyer - Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My n...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
237 |
0 |
21 |
Lawyer in a car wreck - One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
619 |
0 |
22 |
Old dying lawyer - A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with m...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
285 |
0 |
23 |
Lawyers and sperm - What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human....Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
259 |
0 |
24 |
5000 dead lawyers - What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
71 |
0 |
25 |
dying woman needs brain - A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
603 |
0 |